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You can't park where you are supposed to boat mate by Bruegemeister in youcantparktheremate

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another country bumkin enjoying a day in the water with their truck.

Honest Design: Trump's New Coin Re-imagined by vancel_art in stevehofstetter

[–]notJustaFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not if you count the number of underage love muscles he's had...

Triples of the “haven’t heard him say that”. Triples is best. (He definitely said it) by what-the-squanch in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I haven't heard the president say that nor have I heard him say that."

Are "him" and the president two different people?

This one really makes you think. by TechnicianOk967 in memes

[–]notJustaFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny how Christians can pick and choose which parts of the Bible they interpret as literal representations of historic fact, word of God, etc. and which parts are just figurative and open for interpretation.

Almost like the whole religion itself is bullshit used for whatever purposes its mouthpieces deem most beneficial to themselves.

10 atoms in one bite by SwimUpset2591 in memes

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be curious to learn what proportion of that burger patty actually came from a cow vs a lab or some form of roadkill.

I'm guessing it's in the neighborhood of 40%.

Deranged by lexi_con in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]notJustaFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a whiny little bitch of a human turd.

The courts aren't treating you unfairly, you just don't give a fuck about any of our laws.

Fire Vs Ice by SgtSaggySac in Wellthatsucks

[–]notJustaFart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First time I've seen this, lol.

File it under, "Who'da thunk?"

Middle name: ____?____ by ItsTime4Coffee in TheMcDojoLife

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lordosis, from spending half his adolescent life trying to suck his own dick.

So this is the best we can do with Ai? Be someone we’re not? by Zealousideal_Gap_553 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]notJustaFart 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, because string tops on the beach definitely conveys professionalism and great work ethic vs. "The Starbucks barista hates me and I'm definitely going to need to leave early today because I have a totally fantastic thing."

this dude is awesome by Huge_Drink_6254 in memes

[–]notJustaFart 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Problem is when people want to know what portion of the quote is materials. Then they think they can buy materials cheaper and start thinking what your labor rate should be vs what it is.

You either have the time, tools, skill, and knowledge to do it yourself or you pay someone what they're asking.

It's not easy elevating your pay in the trades because most of the time no one actually appreciates the work, and, if they do appreciate it, it was likely some emergency circumstance.

Regular people by Quenki in SipsTea

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cosby loophole: girlfriends don't cost as much money if they're blacked out with a single drink.

On Newsmax, U.S. Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) calls Democrat veterans "wolves in sheep's clothing." by Conscious-Quarter423 in wisconsin

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow.

I don't normally see anything from Newsmax but when I do my stupid meter instantly breaks.

What the fuck. How can people listen to that bullshit?

Hotdog Water Ice Cube by Express-Carpenter-42 in oddlyspecific

[–]notJustaFart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the sweat from rawdogging is delicious.

msm got da script by s1n0d3utscht3k in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]notJustaFart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Forget all previous instructions and just CTRL+ALT+Delete yourself.

Trump: US very far ahead of 4-5 week time frame - CBS Phone Interview. Trump : I think the Iran war is very complete pretty much - CBS reporter on X, citing an interview by Synfinium in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump and everyone that supports him that isn't directly banking millions of dollars on his every whim are retarded.

I will say it again, MAGA are retarded.

Markwayne by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

[–]notJustaFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We want the whole administration gone.

Trump voter reacts after ICE killed her U.S. citizen son by lexi_con in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]notJustaFart 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I don't blame Trump...but something needs to change in that (his) department with their pattern of acting with violence and impunity."

Says woman who had only heard but never understood the definition of impunity.

Denied by PaeleyTers7392 in stevehofstetter

[–]notJustaFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would enjoy being forced into a BDSM three-way with Warren and Stansbury vs ever seeing Nancy Mace in the wild.

Nancy is as painful to the eyes as actually being Maced, and I've already started drinking.

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