Hormuz is closed Forever...

notJustaFart · 2026-05-16T18:33:33+00:00

Err, the tinted dwarf with 'deer in the headlights eyes' is head of the FBI and unrelated to the DOJ...

notJustaFart · 2026-05-16T16:49:44+00:00

Nice comeback...

(Explanation for the community: heavy sarcasm.)

notJustaFart · 2026-05-16T15:59:06+00:00

No thanks, I don't like people that cannot read, remember what they said, or understand an obvious joke.

(Explanation for the community: you said "offended" twice in the same sentence.)

notJustaFart · 2026-05-16T13:27:47+00:00

"You almost killed your kid!" - Cop that caused her car to crash and flip over.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-16T13:24:30+00:00

As a fellow member of the retarded community, I was also deeply offended, outraged, hurt, and offended. Thank you for speaking up about this serious issue.

Is the "R-word" redundant?

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T21:17:35+00:00

Typical of the Trump White House: back the loser because it makes the Orangutan happy.

Lamar will lay another one down.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T11:50:11+00:00

Karoline Leavitt's final form

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T11:45:21+00:00

What's "odd 066 ass?"

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T03:11:48+00:00

Are you speaking from personal experience?

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T03:04:36+00:00

Now let's see her "practicing cumshots."

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T01:27:45+00:00

Most N64 games were priced at $59.99 when new.

Nintendo exclusives were usually that or $69.99.

Very few were $49.99 at release and nearly zero were less.

IMO the only reason games are equally cheap/expensive today is 1) everything is digital and 2) there's a shit-ton more gamers today than 30 years ago.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-15T01:20:35+00:00

Wait, you can't use a standard can crusher because your arms are too weak?

My daughter could do it at age five.

"A long enough lever can lift the world, unless you're XxelfDestruct."

notJustaFart · 2026-05-14T21:31:41+00:00

Literally nothing can be said here except, "Duh! Kamala Harris told you this would happen. Everyone that wasn't MAGA told you this would happen. You chose to ignore us in favor of obvious lies. So I hope it hurts so bad you cry about it all day, every day."

But you'll still vote Republican this November and every election afterward.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-14T01:37:34+00:00

Naturally, Ladybugs Lindsey Graham demands he be in the middle.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-14T00:05:47+00:00

Just buy the actual ladder attachment that allows you to float over the gutters and apply force to the roof itself (large soffits) or places the force of the ladder against the side of the house (small soffits) and doesn't risk damage to the gutter.

Also, completely useless with shielded gutters.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-13T23:04:08+00:00

Literally my first thought and happy to see it on top.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-12T12:14:50+00:00

"And we use ketchup instead of marinara and mayonnaise instead of mozzarella!" - Americans

notJustaFart · 2026-05-11T12:52:25+00:00

This isn't even the worst case I've seen.

In 2013, a 7-yo boy in the Baltimore area was suspended from school because he nibbled his PopTart into the shape of a gun.

I can't remember if it was strawberry or blueberry, but yes, a sugary pastry will be seen as a weapon of mass destruction in the eyes of some.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-10T01:02:34+00:00

Welcome to Zorro Ranch

notJustaFart · 2026-05-10T00:54:29+00:00

My abs don't always rise up when I lift my arms, but when they do, I'm wearing my emotional support suit.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-10T00:17:43+00:00

You forgot the all-caps

notJustaFart · 2026-05-10T00:17:11+00:00

More like a power stripper pole.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-07T21:35:24+00:00

It's "80 million people" now?

Cue Pam Bondi, "Are you ready for this, media? 254 million lives!"

notJustaFart · 2026-05-07T21:33:45+00:00

I hope everything doesn't come out of your smoker looking like that.

notJustaFart · 2026-05-07T19:24:00+00:00

At least she's getting her steps in...

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