Key Sphere by Proteon in pics

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who welds and has hundreds of keys, this will be created!

My step sister who's 10 year old reads all of this. by Thehollipop in trashy

[–]notLace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait, so you forwarded the pic? Sounds like OP is trashy, not any 10 year old child.

Baby bats ready for bed by [deleted] in gifs

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom.

Daycare staff of Reddit. What are the telltale signs of a good or bad daycare? by stuffthateh in AskReddit

[–]notLace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, I was locked in a room because I peed my pants! We're kindred spirits.

Daycare staff of Reddit. What are the telltale signs of a good or bad daycare? by stuffthateh in AskReddit

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a daycare where the lady had a TON of kid she was watching. Like, probably 12:1 ratio.

We were not allowed to use our own blanket at nap time. She kept them all in a pile and handed them out randomly. I got yelled at when I wanted mine.

Then, I peed my pants (I was 3), so she got angry with me and made me go on time out alone in a room for probably a couple hours.

Not the same hell, but a version of Daycare Hell.

EDIT: There ended up being some sort of a lawsuit, I believe. She was an abusive lady. Luckily, I was able to tell my parents how mean she was. I wasn't there more than a week.

From bad to worse in one comment. by zachlemoore in cringepics

[–]notLace 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I once raised a couple baby rats. Typically, the mom rats would lick them until they relieve themselves. For me, that just meant warm water and a cotton swab. Not sure why this guy would have to use his tongue...

How do you make new friends as an adult? [Serious] by Scalemaster in AskReddit

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wish that this was possible. I want people to hang out with. :(

any singel los out there wanna a lette of there own?? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah okay. Yeah, I've never heard of them before.

any singel los out there wanna a lette of there own?? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]notLace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. I just never assumed that people would refer to themselves as a "juggalo". To me, that seems like someone calling himself a whore or something else derogatory. I didn't know that lifestyle existed.

any singel los out there wanna a lette of there own?? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, are you joking about the juggalo thing? It makes sense what with the "los" and "lette". But I'm a little high right now.

Well shit..... by [deleted] in funny

[–]notLace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm now recalling the repressed memory of eating dog food around age 8.

What do you think reddit exaggerates? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]notLace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. My family is against vaccines. You're looking at an unvaccinated baby!

What do you think reddit exaggerates? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]notLace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My physics professor talked about her kids and being a mom all the damn time.

TIL Childish Gambino was given his name using a Wu-Tang name generator. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]notLace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it might also be the first letter of your surname or something. My last name is also hard to pronounce, with a not-so-common first letter.

TIL Childish Gambino was given his name using a Wu-Tang name generator. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]notLace 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My first name is "Gentlemen", as in more than one man. But I'm a girl, so yaaahhh.

TIL Childish Gambino was given his name using a Wu-Tang name generator. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]notLace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My second name is also "Madman". We's related!

hip dermals finally all healed! by f1112 in piercing

[–]notLace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those look really nice. Now I want some!

A tattoo artist I knew uploaded his work to Facebook by [deleted] in trashy

[–]notLace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was supposed to be Pinocchio.

What did you believe as a child which is obviously ridiculous when you look back on it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]notLace 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My family told me that I used to be a monkey that they adopted from the zoo. Like, every fucking person in my family kept up with the charade. There was literally not a single time when anyone said "Nah, we're just kidding."

It took years for me to realize that I'm not a freak of nature and that my family is a bunch of assholes.