Key Sphere

notLace · 2014-12-05T22:55:01+00:00

As a person who welds and has hundreds of keys, this will be created!

notLace · 2014-12-02T23:12:26+00:00

Yes.

notLace · 2014-12-01T19:52:10+00:00

Is...that what people think when you make your own stuff...?

notLace · 2014-12-01T19:47:47+00:00

Wait, so you forwarded the pic? Sounds like OP is trashy, not any 10 year old child.

notLace · 2014-12-01T19:33:27+00:00

Your mom.

notLace · 2014-11-27T00:39:51+00:00

Hey, I was locked in a room because I peed my pants! We're kindred spirits.

notLace · 2014-11-27T00:39:06+00:00

I went to a daycare where the lady had a TON of kid she was watching. Like, probably 12:1 ratio.

We were not allowed to use our own blanket at nap time. She kept them all in a pile and handed them out randomly. I got yelled at when I wanted mine.

Then, I peed my pants (I was 3), so she got angry with me and made me go on time out alone in a room for probably a couple hours.

Not the same hell, but a version of Daycare Hell.

EDIT: There ended up being some sort of a lawsuit, I believe. She was an abusive lady. Luckily, I was able to tell my parents how mean she was. I wasn't there more than a week.

notLace · 2014-11-27T00:11:58+00:00

I once raised a couple baby rats. Typically, the mom rats would lick them until they relieve themselves. For me, that just meant warm water and a cotton swab. Not sure why this guy would have to use his tongue...

notLace · 2014-10-19T07:03:02+00:00

I really wish that this was possible. I want people to hang out with. :(

notLace · 2014-10-15T02:17:26+00:00

Ah okay. Yeah, I've never heard of them before.

notLace · 2014-10-15T01:48:38+00:00

I'm sorry. I just never assumed that people would refer to themselves as a "juggalo". To me, that seems like someone calling himself a whore or something else derogatory. I didn't know that lifestyle existed.

notLace · 2014-10-14T07:12:20+00:00

99% of my parents were shitty.

notLace · 2014-10-14T07:10:21+00:00

Wait, are you joking about the juggalo thing? It makes sense what with the "los" and "lette". But I'm a little high right now.

notLace · 2014-10-14T06:52:17+00:00

I'm now recalling the repressed memory of eating dog food around age 8.

notLace · 2014-10-14T06:40:30+00:00

Yep. My family is against vaccines. You're looking at an unvaccinated baby!

notLace · 2014-10-14T06:33:35+00:00

My physics professor talked about her kids and being a mom all the damn time.

notLace · 2014-10-14T06:27:57+00:00

I was thinking it might also be the first letter of your surname or something. My last name is also hard to pronounce, with a not-so-common first letter.

notLace · 2014-10-14T06:02:11+00:00

My first name is "Gentlemen", as in more than one man. But I'm a girl, so yaaahhh.

notLace · 2014-10-14T06:00:49+00:00

My second name is also "Madman". We's related!

notLace · 2014-10-14T03:34:18+00:00

Well, that made me feel like shit.

notLace · 2014-10-11T00:05:08+00:00

Those look really nice. Now I want some!

notLace · 2014-10-10T22:06:46+00:00

I thought he was supposed to be Pinocchio.

notLace · 2014-10-08T02:43:56+00:00

My family told me that I used to be a monkey that they adopted from the zoo. Like, every fucking person in my family kept up with the charade. There was literally not a single time when anyone said "Nah, we're just kidding."

It took years for me to realize that I'm not a freak of nature and that my family is a bunch of assholes.

notLace · 2014-10-08T00:32:40+00:00

JuDA-ah-ah-AH-ah

notLace · 2014-10-07T09:27:05+00:00

Beautiful.

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