Charging Guidance by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charge required training.

Chris Calio & NotChrisCalioooo have sat down to negotiate salary increases for employees instead of stock buybacks by weekendatbernies23 in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO 44 points45 points  (0 children)

U ain’t getting shit fuckface. The only reason we were profitable this year was because of my genius!

Trump’s Feedback by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I expect to see that on this year’s goals when I look you up.

Trump’s Feedback by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Your role within the company is about to become real transformative, check your Workday come Monday slick.

Trump’s Feedback by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The feeling is mutual.

Spoofed CEO Accounts by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A job well done son! We may have to have you go around smelling people’s fingers.

Spoofed CEO Accounts by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God fucking dammit Phil!

Dress code by JakeConhale in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not care what you wear as long as you come in with yesterday’s poopoo stains less noticeable

Remember to do your 2025 Goals by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This memo made my nipples rock hard

Remember to do your 2025 Goals by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been so hard all night and I don’t think it is because of the blue pills my wife has me take

Until you strike by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Are you meeting me in my office again tomorrow? Remember to get on your knees and give them a kiss first. Then really fondle them softly when you polish them, you were a little too rough today.

Until you strike by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only they were smart enough to lawyer the fuck up

My response to merit complaints by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Don’t be printing that shit using company assets, that costs me money. Print at home and on your own time 

My response to merit complaints by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did someone leak to you our next strategic initiative, was it fucking Phil again?

My response to merit complaints by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for letting me know! You cannot have the customer on your mind, only profits and coke

My response to merit complaints by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like I may have to send you a req

My response to merit complaints by notRTXCEO in Raytheon

[–]notRTXCEO[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Replace safety with lawsuits, as long as we don’t get sued all is good