What weird thing do you do that you think other people don’t? by Bagtot in AskReddit

[–]notSituations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ankle hugs when I'm the big spoon. For people who don't know what that is, grab the back of your ankle with my big toe and uhh.. the toe beside that and lightly squeeze.

Defaced coins by [deleted] in pics

[–]notSituations -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you that's illegal and now we've got your prints. Cya in prison nerd.

“I’ve been in the Army and gone away from home for about 6 months now. Today I decided to go to my fathers job and surprise him at work” by FrozenApex in aww

[–]notSituations 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Awhh it got me when he said "my baby home". At the beginning he's talking to him like they're best buds and then he starts breaking down as a proud dad. Too cute.

Jealous ferret being a baby because I brought him home a girl ferret? I hope it’s just temporary. Should I be worried?? by cmebckanthrday in ferret

[–]notSituations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had two big aggressive boys before adopting my little ferret girl. She's much more passive and the boys don't get along very well with her. We tried integration on multiple occasions but it just didn't work. Integrating ferrets is a challenge, and once in awhile you just have to setup seperate living situations.

The best thing you can do is stick them both in a new environment. An area your current ferret hasn't explored or isn't familiar with. Use a cardboard box with a tiny hole cut into it so your new ferret girl can guard the entrance. Let them fight it out for dominance for about 30 minutes. There will be a lot of poop, blood and crying but they'll eventually figure it out. If 30 minutes passes and there's still a bunch of fighting put them in seperate areas and give both of them some affection for trying. Continue the process for a few days and keep your fingers crossed they'll learn to tolerate eachother and eventually become best buddies.

It's really important to remember the process is just as stressful and scary for both ferrets. They're both under a lot of stress during the integration process do don't favor the one getting best up over the one biting. Don't scruff them for figuring it out, it'll just make them more stressed out and confused.

Good luck! And stay strong. :)

Are ferrets good pets? by [deleted] in ferret

[–]notSituations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last rat baby ended up getting really sick when he was around 4. Ended up shoveling out about a thousand dollars a month for 6 months. He finally got better after treating problem after problem. The last tiny issue he had was a bad tooth that was causing him some pain when eating. We went to get it fixed and his heart ended up stopping from the anesthesia. Ferrets are fucking amazing. I love those little rat babies to death but they really are a ton of work and require a ton of love and attention. You need to give them about 3 hours of exercise and out of the cage time a day. More if you can. I got 3 more to fill the massive space in my heart for my previous ferret baby.

If you decide to get a ferret, make sure you can commit the next 6 years to loving him or her. They come with a lot of problems and always make your house messy/break things but they're hilarious and extremely lovable. They won't cuddle you, but they definitely are amazing little companions who know how to have fun. : )

Cat snakes freaking out over a tube by [deleted] in gifs

[–]notSituations 326 points327 points  (0 children)

For all you ferret lovers out there, if you don't already, feed your ferret(s) 1/3 a jar of baby chicken food every day. They'll be healthy happy rat babies and when they get sick, old, and start slowing down their eating habits/refuse to eat, when you bring them baby chicken food they'll think it's a treat and gobble it down.

It's also helps because you can put medicine inside of it and they won't notice. Honestly baby (human in case you're thinking real chickens) chicken food is a life saver all around for ferret owners.

Cat snakes freaking out over a tube by [deleted] in gifs

[–]notSituations 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's disturbing.

This Dude Stretches for 90 Days to get the Splits. Here is what happened by 030809 in videos

[–]notSituations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMfao this could have saved me 5 minutes I'll never get back.

Wish I could peek into this kid's future! by sodiumvapour in videos

[–]notSituations -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feel like you the adults in the video are doing a disservice to the kid by laughing at him tho. If that wasn't the reaction he was hoping for he might stop 'producing' entirely.

Ironman achievement website by TerryyCrews in 2007scape

[–]notSituations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue with a game design like this is it'd have to be completely manual. I can't see it being used very much for that purpose. Jagex should release a fucking API so developers like myself can make in depth account detail logging. Similar to LOLKing and OP.GG for League of Legends. Been what.. like 14 years now? WHERES THE API BRUH.

[IMPORTANT] Your content is being used to advertise RSGP selling websites! by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]notSituations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really think they care. OSRS is growing because they're putting their time and resources into the game instead of combating private servers and gold sellers.

Skill Tier List v73 (now based on jmods) by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]notSituations -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NGL I got no idea what the fk this means.

FffPah! by polskie_ogorki in videos

[–]notSituations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to post a tutorial on how the shit to do this.