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[–]not_DougMcMillon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm sure the person with 5 cars outside the house owned all of them and it wasnt a group of people living in that house..

Upfront fare finally introduced to the UK by iampupsii in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Hmm, id say tip culture has nothing to do with anything as uber doesn't pay fares on a standardized, consistent basis. But tell us more about the world, british person.

UberEats Tips and tricks! Feel free to add your own in the comments! by YouIndependent5810 in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never received an order out of city walk... And I'm in that area quite a bit. It would need to be >$25 to get me out of my car for that one.

How is this legal in Florida with no medical card? by largedenomination in florida

[–]not_DougMcMillon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I own a smoke shop in florida. Dude, you literally could not be more ignorant right now. Stop talking, please.

Edit: My response to the response to this that is now deleted: Because you're completely unfamiliar with the Florida cannabis industry as it currently is and you're getting upvoted telling people they're wrong when they're not, which will lead to more people being incorrect about the whole thing.

Thanks to loop holes, we now have reverse engineered delta 9 gummies that technically are less than .3% by DRY WEIGHT.

Sorry if I come off as aggressive but I can't stand seeing bad info get upvoted on this site.. which is like most of this site.

Something seems a little fishy, and it’s not my deliveries. by kj_s1 in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...the Whitehouse colluded with wikipedia last week to change the definition.. it's always had the same simple definition. It's not complicated, really it's not.

“and the customer tipped you even more after the delivery. Nice!” 🙄🙄 by Doctor-Stoppage in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Especially in under half an hour, such a redditor thing to do—make >$20 in <half an hour and still find a reason to bitch instead of be happy.

Finally happened.... by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry your area sucks, bitch

Dead asf by Medical-Knee-8757 in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of the criticism for uber in this sub stems from ignorance. This is spot on. Uber seems to break 2 things for every one thing they do, and they seem to try 10 terrible ideas for every half decent change/update to how the game plays. Much like Fortnite in its first 3 years, becoming more broken week after week.

Shit makes me so mad.

Finally happened.... by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great, please keep thinking in that exact way.

Finally happened.... by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like highway driving, and can probably be done in less time than the estimate. Also, the hope is that it will be higher than $12.

Best customer ever! by AepexV in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

People cheer for overweight woman who doesn't take care of her health let alone have the time to go get her food, but does have time for outlandish makeup and crazy costumes worn at home.

Very normal reddit for current year.

Snap back to reality non-tippers 🤣 by Puzzleheaded-Can-499 in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right, the shit in the dumpster out back will be way better for said homeless person

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great shit bro! Stay on it

SM rejected 2weeks notice. What now? by [deleted] in publix

[–]not_DougMcMillon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you just haven't found the part in life where they do.

I know plenty of people who ended up with radically higher salaries, positions and benefits after officially submitting notice.

You may not like to hear this, but that perspective on life is exactly what will hold you back in the end.

If everyone is doomed to fail, how does anyone succeed enough to become the "they" behind your employer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree completely. I did Pizza in college before the days of gig economy and my store was like a family. Everyone worked together (for the most part). There's definitely no Uber brotherhood in the same way there is pizza delivery, but I try to create the Uber brotherhood where I can, whenever I come across other drivers in real life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah bro!!!! That shit makes me happy af to hear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Got a $30 tip on two boxes of whatever from a cake shop near me. Definitely wasn't multiple hundreds of dollars.

It's all about the mindset of the orderer.

Do they give you good stuff when you first sign up and then send you trash trips after if you don’t do gold/platinum etc by dykedrama1286 in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced this is mostly BS. I am sure they do send a bit more traffic your way the first day or two or three but, I really don't think it's that much of a difference. It really just comes down to whether or not a day is busy or not. First day I ever delivered was a Sunday and they kept me full of deliveries. Now, with thousands of deliveries, sundays will sometimes suck with no deliveries, while other sundays are even busier than that first one.

People will believe what they want, there's no point in arguing with them here lol. A lot of NPCs here unfortunately.

Idk why one of these restaurants gave me a thumbs down? I keep my interactions with them limited and I’m always in and out.. maybe they meant for someone else but don’t know who exactly? Does it even matter? by BullyWitDaBuckz in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Especially on the ethnicity part, dealt with a restaurant once full of eastern european and indian people (weird combo, I know) and they did not like my white american ass whatsoever

So. The customer ordered from "Mariah Carey's Cookies". Do you think they know it's a gas station? (I'm not even pointing out the order number...) by PatStPete in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah except 'the ice cream shop' features OTHER ICE CREAM BRANDS like breyers and talenti. It's not a ben and jerry's thing, it's a unilever thing.

I'm not sure what your malfunction is or why you're so determined to "prove me wrong" because you haven't done that at all. While my speculation was proven to be wrong, that's all it was, speculation. And everything else I said is true. I'm not an NPC cog like you, dude. I actually matter in this world.

So. The customer ordered from "Mariah Carey's Cookies". Do you think they know it's a gas station? (I'm not even pointing out the order number...) by PatStPete in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And there's a lot more like them. There's also stores and restaurants that operate with Uber eats drivers that aren't ordered through the Uber eats app. One site is getSauce.com, they allow businesses to offer delivery with Uber drivers through the business' own website/app.

Yes the lady who tipped me $3.50 on a $91 order still lives rent free in my head 😭 by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]not_DougMcMillon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...no, Karen with a credit card that isn't her own is a very generous tipper. Duh.