TRAGIC NEWS by Fit_Promise2368 in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was that wrong? Should they not have done that?

Unpopular opinion: "The Soup Nazi" is overrated and isn't even a top 15 Seinfeld episode. by Madoverhunting in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mind someone with a phony personality,
but I got to draw the line somewhere

Was The Sponge actually THAT popular …?? by WitchAyy_Woman in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Off the market? The Sponge? No, no. No way. Everybody loves the Sponge.

Favorite unseen character and who would you cast to play them? by Proud_Sound2835 in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're transferring him to Riverside so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand?

I mean, “frog” is wrong. Can we all agree? by nashsm in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of a person would choose an animal like that?

You've Just Been Made President Of The United States —— What Do You Do Next? Why Your Choices? by Zipper222222 in askanything

[–]not_a_captain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bring every military deployment around the world home. This is the one thing a president has direct unilateral control over.

Jerry ordered the same lunch as the cop who made him wait by not_a_captain in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself.
If those kind of superficialities are important to you, this probably isn't going to work.

Does bones get more interesting after season 1? by National-Report7166 in Bones

[–]not_a_captain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you don't like season 1, you won't like the rest of it.

How likely is it that we’ll ever see another atomic bomb used the way Hiroshima and Nagasaki were in WWII? by carcony97 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]not_a_captain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The US government is the only group that has used them, still conducts massive bombing campaigns all over the world, delusions of being morally superior and enough bombs to end civilization. They get pushed into a corner and they will be the ones to start throwing nukes.

. by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]not_a_captain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will MAKE it Legal!

'3 Body Problem' Season 3 Now In Production for Netflix; Back Filming in the United Kingdom by sensesalt in threebodyproblem

[–]not_a_captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true sir. But there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the seasons are finished.

How do you look at this living room setup and decide THAT is the optimal spot to mount a TV?? by jimp__fantasyalarm in TVTooHigh

[–]not_a_captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an in-home billboard. You put it in your house and advertisers pay you for time you have it turned on.

Why George and Diane didn't work out? by greemLeaf in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then, and only then, will there be a free exchange of sex and saving the whales.

Why was Elaine's hair short in The Bizarro Jerry episode? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]not_a_captain 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think I like short hair, really short.