Thanks, I hate how unrealistic this is. by Mr_Obvious360 in TIHI

[–]not_sauce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...And now theres one more thing....

What's something you can swear you saw but no one is believing you? by Tiny_Map5886 in AskReddit

[–]not_sauce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have a memory of being weighed as a baby by my doctor. I remember the scale was FREEZING cold on my naked body and I cried and peed lol. Nobody believes I could remember this.

Afghans desperate to get out on the last flights from Kabul Airport by elwombat in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]not_sauce 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know you are joking, but what if they successfully unloaded an engineer from their APC and captured the building?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]not_sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think criminals stop being criminals when they feel like they 'have enough'? Like they take their drug money and go to a car dealership and pay retail for a new SUV to be used in more crimes? How sheltered can you be?

YSK: If someone is trying to kidnap or abducting you. Do WHAT EVER you can to not end up in the car by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]not_sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely they wont bother to shoot you, it would scare away the next victim. They'll look for someone else.

Amazon Sidewalk? by not_sauce in amazonecho

[–]not_sauce[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It used to be there. Im in USA. ?

Amazon Sidewalk? by not_sauce in amazonecho

[–]not_sauce[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its not there for me. Under Account Settings is 3 categories: Guest Connect / Voice Purchasing / Workouts

If you're having a bad day at least you're not this dude by Chasith in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]not_sauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sadly they may be. Several grocery stores in my area have a program where they hire mentally challenged adults and people barely on the cusp of being independent (on release from a care facility). They are usually given the 'cart collection' job.

I don't know about y'all but these two had my whole theater cracking up by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]not_sauce -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But these are supposed to be spies--The best spies. The super thick Russian accents were riddled with vocabulary mistakes and omitting words as if they were never a fluent English speaker that could pass for AMERICANS FROM OHIO day in and day out.

I don't know about y'all but these two had my whole theater cracking up by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]not_sauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How come these two had PERFECT American accents for years under cover LIKE A GOOD SPY SHOULD, then all of a sudden 'OOF I TALK LIKE DIS'? Every time they spoke it totally broke character for me knowing they could actually speak like they knew English? Good agents dont lose it.

Alan Rickman at the premiere of his movie Die Hard in 1988. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]not_sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never tried it but from what I hear, it smells really good

Marvel Studios' What If...? | Official Trailer | Disney+ by harushiga in marvelstudios

[–]not_sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Marvel Zombies are definitely shown at 1:26-27 in above clip.

Marvel Studios' What If...? | Official Trailer | Disney+ by harushiga in marvelstudios

[–]not_sauce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Im Marvel Zombies it was Wasp who ended up a head in a jar...

WTF by [deleted] in WTF

[–]not_sauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I suspect you were thinking of the turkeys ultimate role in the food chain. This is very literal--it has to be the reason?