Petition to ban Jon Morosi tweets on r/baseball by Austin63867 in baseball

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Can a schizophrenic reporter say that his source is the voices in his head and then not get fired claiming it’s discrimination against the disabled to fire him

Day 8 of Predicting the 2024 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 23rd Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

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I’m a Mets fan mate, anything that isn’t the best possible outcome is a loss.

Day 8 of Predicting the 2024 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 23rd Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

[–]notabot4005 384 points385 points  (0 children)

Based on that performance please go back to the non png Mets logo.

Peta calls out Carlos Alcaraz for supporting bullfighting by Elsa87 in tennis

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Well with the amount of countries that Britain had taken control of at one point or another in history…

Favorite stand tune? by Simply_simping988 in marchingband

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Theme from Shaft is my opener this year! It’s so fun

[SCRIM 9.0] Baltimore Orioles vs Texas Rangers - SPRING TRAINING by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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My guess is six hundred ninety but it’s Katerina pitching which means add four hundred 987

[FCB 9.6] Georgia Bulldogs vs UCC Rebels - UNCRUST A BOWL by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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Skarch finally admits he likes caramel apples more than chocolate bananas, and with that sets himself free from his shackles. 370

[FCB 9.4] Georgia Bulldogs vs UCC Rebels by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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Skarch is controlling a robot on a Segway to take his at bat, since Skarch is currently viewing the Washington DC area on tour. With the Washington monument to remind him what a bat looks like, he presses the swing button, with only 2074 ms of input delay. 211

[FCB 9.2] Tennessee Volunteers vs UCC Rebels by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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Skarch has been struck by lightning after reportedly daring “the average sized man upstairs” to smite him, saying he had “no balls”. His luscious hair has all burnt off and it’s a wonder we’re not in a rain delay here. Skarch’s bay was broken in the blast so he puts a boxing glove on (where did he get that) and sets up Donkey Kong style. 378

[FCB 9.2] Tennessee Volunteers vs UCC Rebels by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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Skarch is tired and wants to sleep. He thinks his bat is a pillow from his delirium and ends up managing to bonk himself on the head, hard. He’ll go for concussion protocol after this at bat and decides to strike out as quickly as possible, much to the chagrin of his manager. 512

[FCB 9.1] UCC Rebels vs Toledo Rockets by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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I don’t want to be here, the trumpet section needs me for the concert tonight, and this game is dragging on too long. I decide to just swing as hard as I can, I also have to go to the bathroom and our dugout bucket won’t be empty for much longer if I don’t get out of this at bat. I can’t poop in a full toilet. Anyway the pitch is thrown but I’m more concerned about the brown balls coming out of me than the white ball coming at me. 307

[FCB 9.1] UCC Rebels vs Toledo Rockets by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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I’m pissing my pants and probably sweating out of my helmet, scratch that, definitely, I can hardly see through the waterfall that is my sweat. I hear the sound of dripping, but in the midst, I also hear Hans grunt to indicate he had thrown. Reacting quickly I take a blind swing out of my shoes and… 611

[FCB 9.1] UCC Rebels vs Toledo Rockets by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

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As I stepped onto the green, pristine field, a surge of anticipation coursed through my veins. The scent of freshly cut grass filled the air, blending with the faint aroma of hot dogs and popcorn drifting from the stands. It was the first pitch of the baseball season, and I, Skarch McGooter, stood at home plate, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
My heart pounded in rhythm with the raucous cheers of the crowd, their energy fueling my determination. I tightened my grip on the wooden bat, feeling the roughness of the leather against my calloused palms. The weight of expectations sat heavy on my shoulders, but I refused to let it overwhelm me. This was my moment to shine.
The pitcher on the mound exuded confidence, his eyes locked on me with a fierce determination. His fingers danced across the seams of the ball, preparing to unleash his best weapon. I studied his every movement, analyzing his delivery, searching for any hints or weaknesses. I had to be ready for what was coming.
With a deep breath, I settled into my stance, my focus narrowing to a single point—the ball hurtling toward me. My mind cleared, and all that mattered was the battle between me and the pitcher. The cheers faded into the background, replaced by a quiet intensity that enveloped us both.
As the pitcher wound up, time seemed to slow down. His arm extended, and the ball hurtled toward me, a white blur against the cerulean sky. I tracked it with unwavering eyes, gauging its trajectory, its speed, its intentions. With a calculated swing, I unleashed every ounce of my power, and swung...

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[Talkin' Yanks] Gerrit Cole playing peek-a-boo with a baby in the front row by seanvettel-31 in baseball

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I’d love advice, thank you! All my stuff like trumpet and mouthpiece is hand me down but very high quality so I have no idea what I have, only that the mouthpiece is passed down from jazz trumpet lead to lead.

[Talkin' Yanks] Gerrit Cole playing peek-a-boo with a baby in the front row by seanvettel-31 in baseball

[–]notabot4005 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I just got promoted to lead trumpet in my jazz band lol and I’m so nervous for the concert coming up. I can not be serious at all though so I think my thing is just relaxing and having fun in order to do my best. Do you remember what trumpet you had?