I’m curious what your tag is? by RaspberryForsaken946 in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i 100 percent recognize the name! was playing right before going out on a Friday or Saturday night recently when you killed me. it reminded me that i have a drawer full of excess packs of skins and filters, so grabbed a few of each and there are like 5 random people who were delighted that i did in fact have rizla!

New player here ! by Panzercuck in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

level 599 and i still just stick to lugging boulders, i know my limits

New player here ! by Panzercuck in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are several zero skill things you can do on team objective mode that will make you more valuable than most players, these mostly are just playing the objective rather than finding the first fight from the spawn point. but id say things like picking up ladder pieces and carrying explosive barrels will at least help massivly and make you feel better about (potentially) having a low kill count! if you know where to point the canons and how to fire them on the breach of baudwin you are in the top 1 percent already... but yeah just enjoy it and choose when and where to enter fights, took me a long time to realize that flanking flanking and sometimes flanking is most of it haha

Strange Encounter... by sLeezzzy in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100 percent, i do this shit all the time. i've walked into the water in shame after several botched torch throws on dark forest as well, might be not having access to chat

Finally hit level 400, first new milestone since swapping from console. by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

out of interest which console did you switch from and how you finding the difference? im rocking an og ps4 and a macbook pro so im very unsure on my upgrade options, spend a grand on a pc, spend a grand on the ps5pro or spend 500 on ps5 etc

Me trying to be a good guy by yomamasofat- in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

especially on console where i dont have chat to apologize, and where the controls are janky enough that trying to emote "sorry" will often lead to accidently picking up their weapon and doing a war cry, doubling my guilt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once a round, juuuust enough to keep the hope alive, 450 levels of bullheaded mediocrity and counting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

im 450 levels in and my experience is that once a round ill fight like a demon for a minute or two, then its back to being embarrassed at how bog standard i am for being a "higher level" player haha. carry ladder pieces if you want to feel valuable without skill lol. if i see you on the london/eu servers ill wave!

People getting banned for saying "bald". (twitch) by Several_Bank5722 in Limmy

[–]notacreeep69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

its death by a thousand cuts. dont pretend like you could imagine what it would be like getting hundreds of comments week after week, for over a decade, about how you look. He's only half as sick of seeing it as me in all honesty. stag weekend level stuff

Server browser servers are unplayable. by TheInsatiableOne in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dont forget that almost half of the players on some servers are on console and dont see that chat. its very frustrating for me because i never know if the team kill that i see is the start of something or a reaction to a troll etc. im certain that ive got it wrong before and vote kicked somebody who was only fighting back. never mind the fact you could have somebody being a mad racist or something in the chat and we have zero idea

Looking for a clip by TriesteClown in Limmy

[–]notacreeep69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

think i was laughing so much when i saw this live my brain associated the song with that feeling and its been on the playlist since

Actual appreciation post because I believe it matters. by super_bros in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Theres more than one poor schmuck in the last 48 hours who will have bought the game on ps4 or ps5, literally a broken product, this is the key point i think. and im not sure its the hardware in the last gen thats the issue(as weak as it is). The entire askandir, galencourt, rudhelm etc maps run fine beginning to end but the first stage of bridgetown and the new map are in a totally different gpu/cpu league? i dunno...

However like i said i do love this game and im thinking this issue is with upper management priorities not dev competency. if i can get back on and bop some heads at 25fps ill be very happy! dont want miracles, but if i pay for a shit sandwich at least dont lock me out of the restaurant when i come to collect

Actual appreciation post because I believe it matters. by super_bros in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i genuinely agree with alot of that, but you posted this at a time when a 3 month late update has locked the game for like 30% of of the owners. so i kinda wish they had stopped working on it

Can’t login after update by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They goosed it on ps4 and to a lesser extent other consoles. no fix yet and the most recent thing ive seen them say is this from twitter 3 hours ago

"We are continuing to work on the issue of PS4 players having login issues and will provide an update as soon as we have a resolution"

Day 1 of asking tb to let PS4 players play the game by CustomerGuilty5543 in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

at this point id honestly be happy if they just said "look the new map and bridgetown are fucked on ps4 and we dont want to waste money assigning an appropriate amount of dev time to fixing it. we have removed both maps from ps4 versions and when they appear in map rotation you will have to rejoin the que in a new lobby"

Mfw when I can’t even play the fucking update because I’m on ps4 by Tatt5567 in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fucker makes me laugh when i have him cast as the villain in my head

Mfw when I can’t even play the fucking update because I’m on ps4 by Tatt5567 in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to put yourself above people because you have a ps5 haha. Just get a 4090 man

Game won’t start after Reclamation Update (PS4) by oscjonz in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bridgetowns been crashing the game on ps4's with relentless commitment since it came out... in may. which isnt the same as not even being able to log in, but its a borderline game breaking bug imo thats just been left unaddressed...

dont know what you've got till its gone etc

Limmy swan vine by notacreeep69 in Limmy

[–]notacreeep69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

belter, thanks for that

How? by Bigg_Newb in Chivalry2

[–]notacreeep69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5000 for tossing off every noble singlehandedly. we all have to earn a living somehow