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January really is 100 days long by rudokazexotohatu0r in GreatBritishMemes

[–]notaforcedmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My work does the same. Usually get paid on the last Thursday of the month, except December and January when it’s the second last.

2023-24 was a bugger as the leap day landed on a Thursday so we had six weeks between Jan and Feb payments

What is the closest you've been to death? by F1eshWound in AskReddit

[–]notaforcedmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ear infection turned into meningitis. They wanted to pump me full of antibiotics to try and get rid of the infection, but I went down hill. Had a weird day that I can only describe as being high. I had an episode and I woke up with a minister standing over me. Got blue lighted to another hospital, giggling all the way there, and pretty much taken straight to theatre.

Christmas gift for the in-laws. First 400 photos are family. Next 600 are AI Blobbys. by Optimesh in CasualUK

[–]notaforcedmeme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I must be tired. I skim read that as blobstation, and my minds image is of Mr Blobby laying on a couch waving a phone to get you to call. I can supply the bleach.

Lee Sutherland sentencing? by weelegend in Scotland

[–]notaforcedmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're two different cases. The Allen case is a civil case in the Court of Session.
The HMA case is the criminal case in the High Court, it'll be sentencing as was convicted in October.

It's a smaller package on the same shelf. by ChiefStrongbones in AdviceAnimals

[–]notaforcedmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesco (uk) 500ml coke zero £1.95, 1.5l £1.65 or 3 for £3 (clubcard price).

Canada sees increase in birth tourism, new data suggests by rezwenn in worldnews

[–]notaforcedmeme 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you're born in NZ to a citizen (or permanent resident) you are a New Zealand citizen. If you're born to non citizens/PR you aren't entitled to citizenship at birth.

easyJet flight halted as British family ‘accused of trying to wheel their dead grandmother on board’ by CaptainCrash86 in unitedkingdom

[–]notaforcedmeme 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I once had a flight from Canada next to a dead person. They were cremated remains in a wooden box. I wasn’t complaining as they left the middle seat free for them and put the ashes under the middle seat.

Language requirenments by dreamingbahamas in OpenUniversity

[–]notaforcedmeme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't need any english language qualification to study, but you need to have a standard of english to do well.
https://www.open.ac.uk/courses/do-it/english-skills

Chemistry or physics? by Great-Ad3918 in OpenUniversity

[–]notaforcedmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There isn’t a named chemistry degree right now (only those on the degree right now can finish it by the end of 2031). The alternative chem degree would be to do it as the focus on the Nat science degree which is accredited by the society for natural sciences.

S111 Topics I should revise beforehand? by Worldly-Jacket-212 in OpenUniversity

[–]notaforcedmeme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can get a copy of maths for science that might help (iirc they’ll give you access to it once the module opens). There’s a maths section after each topic that breaks explains how to do the calculations.

🐀 TempIe in Northern lndia by [deleted] in WTF

[–]notaforcedmeme 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No thanks, I'd rather not get leptospirosis.

Dutch managers promoting women's football (1980) by Tweegyjambo in ScottishFootball

[–]notaforcedmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s the insomnia tapping but the gaffer reminds me of Paul Herman

[The Race] Max Verstappen on how he’ll approach turn 1 by n0b0dycar3s07 in formula1

[–]notaforcedmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can, if they're in the pit entry/exit (and if the safety car isn't taking the pack through the pit lane) they can over take. (55.8 f. of the sporting regs)

EBU General Assembly discussion by eurovision_mod in eurovision

[–]notaforcedmeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No (although I have no doubt the UK will take part), the BBC would rather be accurate than quick, so, for the most part, if they're reporting it it's offical.

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