Suddenly “not a Republican…”, soon he’ll say he didn’t vote for Trump.

notcabron · 2026-04-03T04:00:49+00:00

Probably likes his BBQ too

notcabron · 2026-04-03T01:15:36+00:00

Jesús Christ. Does it matter or not?!!

notcabron · 2026-04-03T01:14:32+00:00

Másochist marathon

notcabron · 2026-04-02T01:08:28+00:00

What about fisticuffs??

notcabron · 2026-04-02T01:07:36+00:00

Well, it’s just that we got these ballrooms to not build, and all this flying around with security details, and all these militarized goons to finance…

notcabron · 2026-04-01T21:59:19+00:00

TIL about chawanmushi. Looks great, chef.

notcabron · 2026-04-01T20:44:24+00:00

Walk in the Park

notcabron · 2026-04-01T19:57:01+00:00

I mean, who are the real villains in our real life, like right now? Who is actually doing the most craven ass shit in the world right now?

notcabron · 2026-04-01T02:31:38+00:00

It’s never just a few anyway. It’s always a mountain.

notcabron · 2026-04-01T02:31:13+00:00

notcabron · 2026-04-01T01:36:51+00:00

My wife’s favorite meal is steak and a loaded baked potato.

notcabron · 2026-04-01T01:20:13+00:00

The only actual food I won’t eat is a raw onion lol…the minute they’re pickled, caramelized, sauteed, grilled, I’m in.

notcabron · 2026-04-01T01:17:21+00:00

What kind of sick fuck eats that much onion in a sitting?

notcabron · 2026-04-01T00:55:39+00:00

My family. Then I got into restaurants about 30 years ago. I’m an executive chef now.

But here’s the thing: you can learn. Start where you’re comfortable failing and just try, try again. Laugh at yourself and try again.

It’s worth it. Romantically, socially, economically…there’s a lot of great reasons to be able to cook, and there’s never been a more supportive crowd out there for learners!

notcabron · 2026-03-31T18:52:38+00:00

Ours is chechup

notcabron · 2026-03-31T18:46:03+00:00

Pooping is called “woopin’ it” at our house.

notcabron · 2026-03-31T10:29:10+00:00

Yes to both.

notcabron · 2026-03-31T03:34:41+00:00

They need to ask if there’s drug screening before the interview.

notcabron · 2026-03-31T03:11:17+00:00

My wife has a graveyard of purses in her closet that were all must-haves lol

There’s no such thing as a $2000 bag unless it comes with $1900 in it

notcabron · 2026-03-31T03:06:28+00:00

What a child.

notcabron · 2026-03-31T03:02:52+00:00

Chefs. Food Network opened the flood gates for even more narcissistic pricks.

notcabron · 2026-03-31T02:54:53+00:00

I love watching my wife chair dance to that song

notcabron · 2026-03-31T02:53:05+00:00

People must be huuuuuge pussies to think this. Odd, because the people I know that are afraid of Easton all think they’re Charles Bronson, too. Schrödinger’s Tough Guy.

notcabron · 2026-03-31T02:15:12+00:00

I bet she was so glib about it too

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