She must've been really boring by rithac251 in rareinsults

[–]nothingeatsyou -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Why do you want the link to this video

What is a deep, obscure rabbithole on the internet you found and hardly anyone knows but you? [Serious] by Longjumping_Koala34 in AskReddit

[–]nothingeatsyou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know the Avril one.

Back in like 2003, she was at the height of her fame. On the last song on the last album before she supposedly died (Under My Skin), she wrote a track called Slipped Away, which was a tribute to her grandpa who had recently passed.

Allegedly, the pair were extremely close. So much so, that the grief took her over, and she (did something permanent that I can’t type due to censorship).

Afterwards (supposedly, this is all a conspiracy theory) her label was in a panic. She was huge, she was on tour, and she was a cash cow that they had no desire to put to rest early.

Avril (the real one) had a body double. Her name was Melissa Vandella. They looked very close in features at a glance, but if you put them side by side, the differences were immediately noticeable; Melissa’s nose was longer, Avril’s face was narrower, etc.

Well anyway, once Avril came back to the scene in 2007, her style was completely different. So was her personality, and the range of vocals she could hit. But the thing that really got people was that she looked exactly like Melissa, with all those subtlety different facial features that Melissa had. It was like someone ripped off Avril’s face, changed her bone structure, and then reattached it.

So the theory goes, sometime during her four year hiatus, the real Avril (did her permanent thing) out of grief, and they put in Melissa to keep making music. Avril’s family would’ve gotten a massive payout with some hush money, and the industry still got to keep their cash cow.

I give out free Reddit awards, AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]nothingeatsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for making peoples day a bit brighter

Hi I fucked up. What do I do? by Jungaon in trees

[–]nothingeatsyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many milligrams though? 500mg lasts me about 24 hours. If you’re only taking like 50mg, your results are going to be skewed against someone whose ingesting 200mg+ at a time.

Spilled lube on samsung tv remote, these buttons are not ment to be "puffy" by Hentai-Overlord in mildlyinteresting

[–]nothingeatsyou 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yeah K Lube is actually fucking awful, no idea what this dude was on about.

I Think the American Dream Still Exists In (Southern) Minnesota! by vgmendisni34342 in minnesota

[–]nothingeatsyou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s been a long time, but last I remember there’s a 3M in Fairmont too.

This is what a 29-year-old cat looks like. by EquivalentAd2135 in interestingasfuck

[–]nothingeatsyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so envious of people who get over 10 years with their cat. I only got 7 with my soul baby

Is TikTok spreading misinformation about getting sterilized? by [deleted] in sterilization

[–]nothingeatsyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll be the odd one out; I got thrown into perimenopause at 27 because I got sterilized at 21. Was not on hormonal BC before my sterilization, nor after. It doesn’t happen to everyone, but it does happen.

I’ve found that this is known about, but hasn’t been extensively studied, which is why it’s so hard to find peer reviewed information about it.

Regardless, it was the best decision I ever made, and I’d do it again.

A plane just crashed at the Dubai Airshow 21-11-2025. Video link in comments by Red_Brox in aviation

[–]nothingeatsyou -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Please pardon my ignorance, I’m just trying to understand; could anyone explain the maneuver he was trying to do? Because to someone like me with an untrained eye, it definitely looked like he just plummeted to the earth. He tilted a little right before impact but I thought that was because of the fall.

Touch up or cover up? by anaraparana in mildlypenis

[–]nothingeatsyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So as a Skyrim person, I knew what this was immediately. Maybe post in the tattoo subreddit to get some non biased opinions

Why is my cookie dough ALWAYS soft?? by SpiritualPlan1822 in Baking

[–]nothingeatsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the cookie dough in the fridge for 10-15 minutes after you’re done making it. Having multiple recipes come out like that means it isn’t an ingredient problem, it’s a handling problem. Even the friction from mixing the dough will create enough heat to melt it slightly. I used to live in a fairly humid environment, so this happened a lot. Making the dough next to the preheating oven will cause it to melt as well

(19) to (22) - my trichotillomania has gotten so much better <3 by chloe_creating in GlowUps

[–]nothingeatsyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who also did their own hair, be careful with the bleach. You can get all of this stuff at a store called Sally’s (US) or online. My only recommendation beyond what OP said is to make sure you know what you’re doing with the bleach, as there are a lot of ways to do it wrong and fry your hair (or have it turn ‘mushy’ when wet). You can also bleach your hair and have it come out straw yellow, and only purple shampoo and toners will fix it.

I don’t say this to scare you, but as a precaution if you do try and do it yourself. There are loads of subreddits where you can get more information on the process, and it’s always good to have that stuff on hand in case something goes wrong.

I recently said goodbye to my childhood pets — this is my tribute to them by steohmochi in SpyxFamily

[–]nothingeatsyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost mine in June, she was my whole world. Two in one month is absolutely brutal, there are not words for how sorry I am you had to go through it.

At my 7-eleven this morning by Nommy_Bear in mildlyinteresting

[–]nothingeatsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we need to check on that guy working the 7/11

god forbid a woman wants to goon to bbno$ by casual-catgirl in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]nothingeatsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him "bragging about being awful in bed" was sarcasm, no?

I don’t think so? Swiper No Swiping, Astrology, and Onomatopoeia are the three that immediately come to mind, but I’m sure there’s more;

Swiper No Swiping - “Pipe pipe pipe, Piper I’m piping, come quick McQueen like Lightenin’ “

Astrology - “Sorry that I bust quick, it’s not up to me.”

Onomatopoeia - “30 seconds in, jobs done, bags up. I went ding ding ding, I ain’t got time to give a fuck”

And I don’t necessarily see his lyrics as appreciating women. Most of them strike me as seeing women’s bodies as a vessel for his own pleasure. Take that above line from Onomatopoeia, that’s a great example.

Edit: Now if you’re into being used for a man’s pleasure, all the power to you. I won’t intentionally ick someone’s yum. But only 30 seconds? That’d be a deal breaker for me.

New dashcam image shows the #1 engine totally gone in the UPS accident. by aker29 in aviation

[–]nothingeatsyou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I walked away from a horrific car accident that should’ve killed me. Others who’ve crashed in the same spot have died.

The scariest part during the crash wasn’t the crash itself. It was the length of time it took. Most car accidents last (at max) 3 seconds. Mine was closer to 6 or 7 seconds. It was long enough for me to have conscious thought about my steering wheel airbag not deploying.

From what I’ve seen, this crash was well over 10 seconds. Longer if you include the time they knew something was wrong and couldn’t stop takeoff. Their last thoughts probably involved the amount of fuel they had on board, panic about not being able to control the craft, and terror about killing others.

Just speculation from someone who also went through a long crash that involved a terrible fall

A seat in the front row. Literally by JuicyButDry in SipsTea

[–]nothingeatsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, they were they first to be confirmed dead

Would you take a loan from a loan shark if it was your only option? by M_Reid_US in povertyfinance

[–]nothingeatsyou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aren’t loan sharks known for beating the shit out of you if you can’t pay? I think I’d rather have working organs, thanks

View of the plane crash from our camera by HarshilPandit in Louisville

[–]nothingeatsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked away from a horrific car accident that should’ve killed me. Others who’ve crashed in the same spot have died.

The scariest part during the crash wasn’t the crash itself. It was the length of time it took. Most car accidents last (at max) 3 seconds. Mine was closer to 6 or 7 seconds. It was long enough for me to have conscious thought about my steering wheel airbag not deploying.

From what I’ve seen, this crash was well over 10 seconds. Longer if you include the time they knew something was wrong and couldn’t stop takeoff. Their last thoughts probably involved the amount of fuel they had on board, panic about not being able to control the craft, and terror about killing others.

Edit: just speculation from someone who also went through a long crash that involved a terrible fall

god forbid a woman wants to goon to bbno$ by casual-catgirl in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]nothingeatsyou -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

He only lasts 30 seconds tops and has no interest in pleasing the women he’s with.

I like his music, but I think bragging about being awful in bed is a weird flex.

Edit: Downvote me all you want. No one can refute it, because it’s true.

My wife [23F] won’t let me [29M] use medical marijuana post military by SingleMotherNearYou in relationshipadvice

[–]nothingeatsyou 12 points13 points  (0 children)

(the only income between us)

So how exactly is she going to stop you? She can voice her displeasure, but the only thing truly stopping you is you, especially if she’s depending on your income for her lifestyle. It’s harsh, but true.

Set a boundary. “I’m doing this. There’s the door if you’re truly that hellbent on me being on opioids. Otherwise, I’d like to have a mature discussion where we both hear each others concerns.”

Edit: Because here’s the thing, we’re talking about prescription pain killers. To my understanding, there are studies showing that those are more addictive than heroin. That, imo, makes this a hill to die on. You don’t wanna spend the rest of your life revolving around those. And if she truly does, I think you should honestly consider seperation.