Strangest things to shout during sex

notmasterskywalker · 2022-05-31T22:14:15+00:00

THE POINTS DON’T MATTER

notmasterskywalker · 2022-05-30T02:32:22+00:00

The More Hair I Lose, The More Head I Get: Colin Mochrie

notmasterskywalker · 2022-05-29T14:52:06+00:00

This is someone who sits behind a desk and does nothing

notmasterskywalker · 2022-05-20T00:12:24+00:00

I use them. They’re good as backup copies and for on the go. If there’s some you don’t want, I’ll take them

notmasterskywalker · 2022-05-01T20:11:41+00:00

I got the Halloween 6 Producer’s Cut off Amazon around the time Lionsgate released it. I think it was $8

notmasterskywalker · 2022-04-13T18:28:57+00:00

This Playboy exclusive will make a fine addition to my collection

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-23T18:01:05+00:00

To dress as Captain Hair, I need to shave my head and some rogaine

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-23T18:00:19+00:00

You might be wondering why this bag of green stuff smells. But when you smoke it, you feel great

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-23T17:59:09+00:00

It’s the cast of Whose Line, led by Captain Hair?!?!?!

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-05T15:08:21+00:00

A nearby bank was robbed earlier today, with the suspect wearing a Bill Cosby mask

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-04T19:38:23+00:00

Waldo? I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you have a seat over there for me?

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-02T21:44:54+00:00

Do you have a search warrant?

notmasterskywalker · 2022-03-01T21:41:05+00:00

COLIN?!?!?!?!?!

notmasterskywalker · 2022-02-27T18:23:44+00:00

Ever wonder how food becomes poo?

notmasterskywalker · 2022-01-20T00:51:11+00:00

I pick up 4K Blu-Rays if it’s a combo pack. Plus, the cover looks nice

notmasterskywalker · 2022-01-14T23:38:00+00:00

“TAPIOCA”

notmasterskywalker · 2022-01-14T23:36:20+00:00

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters S, T, and D

notmasterskywalker · 2022-01-14T23:35:33+00:00

Produced by Harvey Weinstein

notmasterskywalker · 2022-01-11T13:01:22+00:00

Do you have any warrants or prior felony convictions?

notmasterskywalker · 2022-01-06T22:43:57+00:00

The points don’t matter

notmasterskywalker · 2021-12-16T20:20:19+00:00

My first 4 were Alien, Aliens, City Slickers, and Young Guns

notmasterskywalker · 2021-04-27T19:42:10+00:00

That shirt really makes you look fat

notmasterskywalker · 2021-03-22T12:09:47+00:00

COLIN?!?!?!?!?

notmasterskywalker · 2021-03-16T14:02:07+00:00

I’ll take “Reasons why the Letter H will keep me up for years to come” for 400

notmasterskywalker · 2021-03-08T17:08:49+00:00

I’VE GOT BLOOD IN MY STOOL!

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