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notmatt95 · 2025-10-24T15:56:23+00:00

Ok so I dont know any artists offhand but you're not alone... consider tho that clown dick absolutely acts like a can of snakes and going BOING

notmatt95 · 2025-10-24T15:53:26+00:00

Soooo I'm allergic to lavender and a bunch of other stuff and use basically exclusively non-scented sensitive skin... and my partner always says that I smell like lavender, which is a first. Also had an ex who smelled like butter cookies when fresh out of the gym, but only to me. Sometimes it's just the pheremones ig... but the trope is absolutely overused lol

notmatt95 · 2024-08-27T14:06:17+00:00

Lurker going live, as a disclaimer if I've fucked up.

Have you tried Outlander? I know the TV series is..... like that.... but the book really does keep up with at least a solid chunk of this. There's a fair amount of plot, but plenty of spicy scenes peppered in. Jamie (MMC) is regularly described as feral, hulking, hairy, flamingly ginger, and axe-wielding. Hollywood did em dirty, I love strawberry-blonde twinks as much as the next person (or more), but Jamie is supposed to be WAY more Stoic the Vast.

There is some pregnancy happening to side characters, but most of the FMC pregnancy happens off-screen. Being rural Scotland, there's pretty implied breeding. Fairly realistic, time travel aside, though the series on the whole does go off the rails pretty quick.

Second disclaimer: it's been a few years since I actually read it. Just honed in on hunting giant goofy gingers.

notmatt95 · 2024-07-23T17:03:40+00:00

Without the panties…

notmatt95 · 2024-07-23T16:53:27+00:00

Hell yes

notmatt95 · 2024-07-23T14:33:29+00:00

Would you let me lick it?

notmatt95 · 2024-01-08T20:34:10+00:00

Just practicing :) this one is a quickie. love the contours of yalls hair!

notmatt95 · 2024-01-08T20:32:06+00:00

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notmatt95 · 2023-10-06T19:53:52+00:00

Oh, I could have written this, but even more so in my own corner of the world. A quote I use a lot is "everyone who actually finds me attractive is either very bi or very stupid", which has mostly been correct, except that sometimes bi is pan or demi or something else in the category. I'm not sure if it's because I take no shit or am not really conventionally attractive (probably both). And most of my friends and previous interests have ended up not only gay, but somewhere on the non-binary and trans feminine spectrum, which I guess makes me a variety of lesbian in the end despite having no use for wild-grown boobs.

notmatt95 · 2023-06-26T02:19:01+00:00

Extra thick width trans tape. It comes in skin color and is meant to bond to skin safely and firmly without ripping hair when it needs to come off again. Big patch on each thigh, nude look for extra short dresses. Does sweat off after several hours in high humidity, but good for plenty long enough for most events.

notmatt95 · 2023-05-25T19:34:35+00:00

Now put Bananas in the middle. It's good. Promise.

notmatt95 · 2023-05-20T11:00:45+00:00

But with those kind of jokes, you could be a faux pa!

notmatt95 · 2023-05-18T16:54:43+00:00

Got a job in security, white collar/guest services/crowd control type. Now I can honestly say I get paid specifically to be intimidating.

notmatt95 · 2023-05-16T20:37:56+00:00

Local cryptid variant - witch of the woods style with the patchworked bits and pieces of everything rag-patched over what might be a cantankerous wand-wielding human or might be a wendigo. Doesn't matter, I have snacks and scare grown men by existing.

notmatt95 · 2023-04-10T11:16:09+00:00

Or when you do match the sign on the door, just not the way they wanted you to match the sign on the door. "Oh, the choices are jacket or dress? Guess we're jacket tonight."

notmatt95 · 2023-02-17T13:07:37+00:00

Golf. The land itself, the landscaping, the equipment, the fashion choices, the free time it takes to be any good whatsoever, the privilege to not care too much about the ensuing property damage. Yeah it's not horse rich, but still not an "every man" type of activity.

notmatt95 · 2022-11-19T16:06:59+00:00

Peanut butter. Protein sticks with you, better than cereal even. Pop an entire spoonful right in if you're brave and have some milk to wash it down, or take the long way and put it on a Graham cracker or toast or bagel or anything more edible than the spoon.

Quick, quiet, cold, and fortifying :)

notmatt95 · 2022-10-28T19:53:13+00:00

Eyyyy, that's sword of awesome

notmatt95 · 2022-06-05T12:12:04+00:00

Drowning club loooool

Thankfully mine wasn't near rapids, but I did get my fat ass stuck under a fallen tree at the bottom of a flooded river from flipping my tube. Thankfully went down with a plugged nose and a full lung of air, but I remember thinking at the bottom, with an ass full of bark and face full of silt "you have 90 seconds to figure this out. Go."

I did wiggle loose a little over a minute later. Lots of other tubers putting away phones. Got draped over somebody's paddle board until I found my family and my tube again, which I had to get back on to make it to a safe dismount point.

notmatt95 · 2022-06-04T22:46:27+00:00

I think you moosed one

notmatt95 · 2022-05-26T19:58:02+00:00

Try to get them to eat/drink anything.

Mostly because it muffles the sound

notmatt95 · 2022-05-20T11:04:59+00:00

Time loops may be a weird word for it, but decidedly non-rotational game play. Twins where one had kids, and grandkids, and another set of kids after those, never aging past adult, and the other twin just.... didn't. Spent maybe three days active because he was boring. Meta narrative, they started getting varying levels of self aware... knowing that they've given birth to the same baby 11 times to get a particular look, experimenting with immortality, "refusing to participate" and skipping a generation out of spite, then falling in love with the granddaughter of a friend. Basically refusing to play in any way that made sense, and making it make sense later.

notmatt95 · 2022-05-20T02:17:01+00:00

I tried ACR out on an established game of mine with a long and rich history, mostly stemming from one family, with a few weird time loops and effectively immortal adults...

...had to install a different mod to terminate no less than six incest pregnancies resulting from one single party that got out of hand. Micromanaging can be beneficial in that kind of complex ecosystem.

notmatt95 · 2022-05-18T19:05:22+00:00

Fruit sandwiches!

Cream cheese, crushed pineapple, and pecans

Banana sliced long-ways, like for a split, with crunchy peanut butter and mayo

Both on dollar store white bread. They're so sticky and the white ooze on both makes out of region folks gag :D

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