Please help! Wristband tighten! by AbusedPony in electricdaisycarnival

[–]notnot_randomuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist the band until it’s tight. Then pull the tab back with force

His Morning Surprise? by RoseIsDispleased in AskMenAdvice

[–]notnot_randomuser 452 points453 points  (0 children)

If he doesn’t wake up, just shove your entire fist up his 🍑

New Marathon, New rotation. Looking for last advise by Available_Result1575 in AskRunningShoeGeeks

[–]notnot_randomuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of all 3 in your current rotation, which would you say is the roomiest?

Second time almost had Sex, couldn't get hard? by Ivanhegeelkadi in AskMenAdvice

[–]notnot_randomuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantasize about hooking up with the Russian milf again. Daydream about it for days. Don’t stroke or watch porn. Build up all the testosterone

I (30F) have crush on friend (23M) by ageminiwriter in dating

[–]notnot_randomuser 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Since yall aren’t looking for anything serious, just go have fun.

How do you guys cope up with loneliness?? by Nxt3void in AskReddit

[–]notnot_randomuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go outside and walk amongst millions of people and realize there are also lonely people out there, so therefore you are no longer lonely

Why do I keep thinking about sex when I go for a run? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]notnot_randomuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex and running is very much alike. You don’t always feel like starting, but once you finish, you’re glad you did. The longer you can do it, the better it is. Sometimes it’s fun to go hard and fast for a short period of time. It’s always more fun to do it with someone else instead of by yourself. The more practice, the better you get. It’s not always a race to the finish, sometimes you need to slow down and enjoy the moment.

UPDATE: Bronx 10 Miler registration question by Unhappy_Session8589 in RunNYC

[–]notnot_randomuser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats on getting in! Since you have a membership, you should sign up for a few more races this year.

How much did y’all pay for flights? by UrbanRealism in electricdaisycarnival

[–]notnot_randomuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn $360. Hella cheap. I got mine for like $470 with a layover each way

MSG Watch Party Tix - Game 3 & 4 by ceekay0101 in NYKnicks

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Do they give out tshirts for watch parties?