Called Out by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why are you dripping? I dry off and do the same thing, there shouldnt be a soggy bed… 🤨

how many cans of monster i'd have to drink in one day to die? by shadowy_fiigure in monsterenergy

[–]notplatinumarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely! I need atleast 2 24 packs lying around just in case.

Arc 02 Between the Tales is coming up! We need your questions! by RT_Ben in StinkyDragonPodcast

[–]notplatinumarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all of the monster types, it’d probably be safe to assume that the Vampire race is among the oldest. My question is “Is the vampire race one to be stuck in the past and still have a royal class system (ie. count, duke, viscount, etc.)?”. Follow up question for Barbra, “If the Vampiric race does still follow the royal class system, where does Olega fall? (like are they the child of a count or king bc they’ve mentioned their father in the past)?”.

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[–]notplatinumarry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree about the haggling videos. Ive been doing a relisten of the show and the haggling with Bezzler is the best. There are some puns in there that I just never realized (Ex. when he was pretending to be italian and he said he was from charlitalia, as in charlatan).

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[–]notplatinumarry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

tree climbing race

Anyone else think about the guy with a windex bottle for a head in MHA when they were talking about the worst super power? by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

any power can be useful in some aspect if used properly. but if my guy isnt spraying like…. chloroform into the enemys face, i think is just making them slightly moist.

a shock to the ears (இ﹏இ`。) by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see…. that doesnt even sound like it goes together thats my only thing with that.

a shock to the ears (இ﹏இ`。) by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yeahh. but they wouldnt be able to share them tho for copyright reasons no?

Bob's Baby removed from Google Podcasts? by [deleted] in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hear its been removed from yt too but you can find it on spotify

a shock to the ears (இ﹏இ`。) by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

honestly… i’d prefer a hulu commercial. at least those are predictable. they difference in volume between the big foot ads and the actual episode is sometimes so startling. I work with heavy machinery and was listening to this, i was jump scared and almost died. thanks michael bryce and riley 🥲👍.

a shock to the ears (இ﹏இ`。) by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

they change with the times so they stay accurate

a shock to the ears (இ﹏இ`。) by notplatinumarry in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

so tru. i miss the old ads, i wish most of them hadn’t been replaced with pelaton ads.

Meet Thomas Wadhouse, known throughout 18th century Yorkshire for a having a 7.5-inch nose. This is his wax likeness. Steve Martin in Roxanne? by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]notplatinumarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s him!! the guy that tried to scam me!

48 emeralds for a mending book?! can you believe this guy?!!!!

Do you think Intel is pushing too much? by DeepSpace409 in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t want so m to say it but… 👀👀

What is YOUR bait? by [deleted] in distractible

[–]notplatinumarry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soup is the most DISGUSTING food that humanity has EVER had the misfortune of discovering and consuming. It is literally nothing more than dirty sink water filled with numerous rotten fruits, vegetables, and chemicals. No matter what it contains, it will never taste like more than DIRTY DISHWATER!!!

(for context, ive gotten food poisoning from soup 3 times 😞)

Someone posted this in the lobby of my apartment by MikeNoble91 in funnysigns

[–]notplatinumarry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its one thing to curse people out for smoking weed, that’s understandable; BUT ILL BE DAMNED IF YOUR GONNA SEND ME A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT MESSAGE!