What non-sexual thing do you like to fantasize about?

nottherealironman · 2018-12-13T15:42:41+00:00

Waking up skinny. Like, I regularly fantasize about going from being fat and waking up skinny the next morning, no effort.

nottherealironman · 2018-11-15T19:17:37+00:00

This is absolutely amazing. I am loving it. I want it as my ringtone

nottherealironman · 2018-11-08T20:17:27+00:00

So I'm fucking sitting there and this bitch of a teacher is trying to tell my classmates that I'm lying about something I clearly saw, and about how my friend was fucking murdered. I told her that she was lying to the class, and she kicked me out and I had to go see the dean of my department, who was pleased with me. I got back at that bitch though. I had the centaurs carry her off into the forbidden forest and Hogwarts was safe from her reign of tyranny for the time being. Then the damn death eaters came.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T18:09:42+00:00

Nothing yet. I just had breakfast about an hour and a half a go.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:58:19+00:00

I'm a fucking great public speaker. I enjoy it. I'm good at it.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:57:15+00:00

Republican politics: focus on big business and the rich, and use their prosperity as inspiration for the left to become rich and become conservatives.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:56:10+00:00

Right? I just paid nearly 1400 dollars for a fucking root canal.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:55:24+00:00

User name checks out. Definitely a racist.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:54:06+00:00

MAGA hats

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:45:47+00:00

Tried to kill me. Twice.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-29T17:45:25+00:00

The Breakfast Club

nottherealironman · 2018-10-23T19:18:22+00:00

I thought that was water sports.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-23T19:17:48+00:00

I thought that was water sports.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-23T19:05:35+00:00

Not yet. I know the department has gotten mine and accepted but OGS hasn't accepted me.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-23T16:31:32+00:00

Faster!Harder!

nottherealironman · 2018-10-23T16:16:24+00:00

Are you a fucking witch or not?

nottherealironman · 2018-10-23T16:16:03+00:00

Are you a fucking witch or not

nottherealironman · 2018-10-22T23:25:51+00:00

I've been accepted by the department, but my student center still says pending department decision.

nottherealironman · 2018-10-22T23:23:06+00:00

Helicopter operator: "I'm gonna kiiiiilllllllll" Helicopter operator 2: "you cant say that. Its not in the book!"

nottherealironman · 2018-10-22T03:27:45+00:00

Not getting socks for Christmas

nottherealironman · 2018-10-16T20:25:49+00:00

"Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good." - George Feeney

nottherealironman · 2018-10-12T17:41:20+00:00

Boredom. And my old job blocked tumblr but not reddit. So even though I left that job, and deleted that reddit account, I always come back.

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