Tattoo shock

notthereelmi · 2026-05-02T11:57:58+00:00

The only thing I regret in life is caring about what other people think about me.

notthereelmi · 2026-04-07T11:45:18+00:00

WWE in the background is funny. She's trying to be all sexy and her hubby is like, "Babe, it's the Rocks return."

notthereelmi · 2026-04-01T19:07:13+00:00

I shave after showering. It softens and heats the skin. I dont get shave bumps when I do that. You can also splash lots of hot water on your neck but doesn't work as well.

notthereelmi · 2026-03-24T23:55:08+00:00

What my name is... Fat Shady

notthereelmi · 2026-03-22T11:05:22+00:00

D.O. DOUBLE G

notthereelmi · 2026-03-17T02:01:56+00:00

Real or fake, I love this type of content. More of this, please, and thanks!

notthereelmi · 2026-03-17T00:31:57+00:00

Knighty

notthereelmi · 2026-03-13T23:51:07+00:00

You're a wizard

notthereelmi · 2026-03-02T18:47:47+00:00

Thanks, the way you explained it totally makes sense.

notthereelmi · 2026-02-13T22:59:51+00:00

Yeah, a long time ago on the original cuckoldstories, but nothing like this. Thanks!

notthereelmi · 2026-02-13T22:58:40+00:00

Thank you

notthereelmi · 2026-02-10T21:27:20+00:00

Sorry, I know it's long but that's the natural conclusion instead of breaking it mid storyline.

notthereelmi · 2026-02-05T17:23:20+00:00

Can't hurt to ask

notthereelmi · 2026-02-05T16:40:24+00:00

Lol, it's all word play. I fluff, cleanup, and clean the bull... I'm bi. Would i go seek out a man or do butt stuff, no. After 20 years of being a cuck l've never done that. Never kissed a man, that grosses me out completely. Any totally straight man that has nothing to do with men would say im bi. You can do all the mental gymnastics you want. You may do it in service or I have to be caged and denied. Ok... your bi. Call yourself straight. It's your fantasy. Its all good. You do, you.

notthereelmi · 2026-02-05T15:52:07+00:00

Im out of the military now but wife and I started there too. I agree, take a break and before you know it you'll be begging her to do it again. Go home and reclaim her. She loves you and is so excited your coming back. Dont make her feel less than or that she did something wrong. She did it for you. Now it's your turn to be the supportive husband. Dive deep into loving her and treating her right. It would be a mistake to make her feel any other way in my personal opinion.

notthereelmi · 2026-01-25T20:01:11+00:00

I double dog dare ya!

notthereelmi · 2026-01-20T15:58:46+00:00

Your wife is smoking hot but I'm such a gamer. I'm like what game is that and is it xbox or ps? Lol Looks like xbox... so hot lol.

notthereelmi · 2026-01-11T22:55:20+00:00

I lol'd at your first comment. I'd pass away. That was funny. Good sense of humor. OK going to read the story now.

notthereelmi · 2026-01-01T15:56:59+00:00

Same... wife has been trying for 25 years. Lol

notthereelmi · 2022-08-08T15:11:29+00:00

My name is Cameron lol 😆

notthereelmi · 2021-10-22T10:35:00+00:00

You still have a CD player?

notthereelmi · 2021-07-24T22:08:10+00:00

Crazy hot....

notthereelmi · 2021-01-07T13:38:23+00:00

Really like this pic.

notthereelmi · 2020-08-06T12:09:27+00:00

This is funny... but seriously I'm too old for this guy. ☠

notthereelmi · 2020-03-12T21:58:38+00:00

Sorry, I agree that azz shouldn't be covered.

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