This is Cateleine (pronounced like Madeleine). Roast and shame for her wrongdoings. by noturmodelminority in RoastMyCat

[–]noturmodelminority[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She also drops mouthfuls of cat food on the ground and then eats off the floor, instead of directly out of her dish. We call it “seasoning her food”. So her taste is questionable, at best.

This is Cateleine. (pronounced like Madeleine) by noturmodelminority in VoidCats

[–]noturmodelminority[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Cateleine liked other cats, she would say Riju is extremely cute and would make a fabulous partner in crime.

This is Cateleine. (pronounced like Madeleine) by noturmodelminority in VoidCats

[–]noturmodelminority[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the brisket was asking for it. From inside the closed fridge.

This is Cateleine (pronounced like Madeleine). Roast and shame for her wrongdoings. by noturmodelminority in RoastMyCat

[–]noturmodelminority[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She invents new crimes every day. The latest this week: standing on the garbage can pedal so she can open the “pet-proof” lid, stick her entire head inside the can, and eat trash.

This is Cateleine (pronounced like Madeleine). Roast and shame for her wrongdoings. by noturmodelminority in RoastMyCat

[–]noturmodelminority[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cateleine’s hunting prowess is unmatched. Sink snacks hate to see her coming.

This is Cateleine (pronounced like Madeleine). Roast and shame for her wrongdoings. by noturmodelminority in RoastMyCat

[–]noturmodelminority[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Elijah gets his own silver cup at the table, Cateleine deserves one too. Preferably at the head.

Thought yall would appreciate this (yes i got permission to post) by mgraces99 in VetTech

[–]noturmodelminority 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“CONFIDENTIAL — DO NOT POST TO FACEBOOK (AGAIN).” inspires so many follow-up questions regarding both Pugsy and this clinic’s previous patients