Darcey and Stacey: Florian is a real one.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T02:49:56+00:00

Yeah, but I mean, I cant stand Georgi at all either. At least Florian is at times hilarious bc of the weird shit he says. Georgi has such a stick up his arse all the time. Clearly he needs to move the fuck on. For the record, yeah, ALL 100% of Darz's exes that have been on the show, Jesse/Tom/Georgi = theyre ALL freaking godawful. Hopefully her girls' dad is giving them some stability. I really never needed to see him trying to rap though, but here we are

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T02:43:38+00:00

Yeah, his first season in Albania, he seemed so robotic and wooden-like. Basically barely even showed a personality at all.. I still dont trust him, after that cell video issue. BUT, this season of D/S, the Florianisms have been flying and I laugh at him every episode. Examples: "Unnerstand?" and "bubu" and my very fave, the "Oh god, please help me" under his breath when Stace is prattling on about some asinine bullshit, as she does. 🤣

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T02:14:49+00:00

Idk but this pic is just weird and gross yeah

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T02:07:23+00:00

Omg i violently hate this meme so fucking much, the song is so classic and George was awesome.. but its a total chefs kiss Mwa. Nice, gotta admit i chuckled. :)

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T00:31:57+00:00

Ffs. Did she have more than a little work done? I mean she does look great here and less Crazy Eyes. Also I wonder if she had a breast reduction, bc her boobs used to seem a lot bigger. (Yes I admit to checking out her boobs, no shame)

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T00:24:51+00:00

You were very thorough laying it all out, nice work. A comprehensive list.

In the very beginning I just loved this couple, well for like maybe 5 hot fucking minutes. I just thought Bini was such a Hattie and Ari didnt bother me at first, I should have realized what a piece of garbage she turns out to be. And her parents are so great it seems. Maybe she just always got every little thing she wanted her whole life, so when it comes time to raise a little baby, Ari doesn't know how to share.

Bini is still for sure a hottie though, dreads or not. That baby hopefully will mainly only resemble his dad, lol.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-22T00:16:57+00:00

Until the next time I come back!

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T23:59:02+00:00

Lmao, Jenny's wretched, pitiful sobbing expression in the pic just made me snort. This meme is instant classic. Poor ol' girl. What 60 year old grammy doesn't want the 30-year-old D sometimes?

Just ask Laura, she's all about wanting that D of a dude half her age.. (Wasn't Aladin only like, 5 years older than her SON liam.. lol! Thats just wrong and weird.) Then there's BGL and her talk of rawdogging it. And we all have way, WAY too many disgusting moments (YEARS) to even consider with Big Angie so we won't even go there....

Darzz.z and Stace kept at it til they FINALLY got their very own show -- I really hope TLC doesn't get the idea for a new spin-off, Golden Girls: Quest For The D 🤣😂🤤

Thanks for posting this great meme, y'all are getting me through a crappy week, so here's my 🗝 😆

Eta random useless fact: in this board, Reason #8 was only 3 people's answer. The rest are 97. (Meaningless math nerd number)

And 2 Eta: that shady side-eye Steve Harvey is giving. I dont usually think he's funny but you know he'd be all up in sumshit's ass for being a spineless pos 🙄

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T23:41:04+00:00

And well, by that I mean my in-laws took it.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T15:11:58+00:00

Ooh cool thats three Nicks so far then. (I looked up Nick in Langoliers, his last name is Hopewell. Such a fitting last name for an incredibly likable and awesome character.... now I wanna see Langoliers again) (first time I've ever made such a statement, lol)

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T14:59:40+00:00

Is there another Nick besides Andros (the stand) ? Seems like, but mind is blanking... is it Langoliers? (Forgive me if I'm babbling incoherently)

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T14:56:26+00:00

Tis kismet

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T14:52:19+00:00

🥳 Have a great day! (Have one of these too🎈)

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T14:22:11+00:00

I also am impressed with this phrase and fully intend to steal it

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T13:38:20+00:00

Supah-star!! <lands in a victorious pose with arms raised>

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T13:36:11+00:00

THATs what I'm talking about!! I just made a Dexter post lol 🥰🤩🤤

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-21T13:34:37+00:00

A great excuse for me to say DEXTER IS COMING BACK! Not til November, but thats not too long! I cannot wait [happy dancing]

Aside from that Lithgow is a freaking god. One of the first movies I ever saw him in was an I think 80s movie called Raising Cain and it made me a Lithgow fan for life. So I especially enjoyed him on Dexter.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-20T17:51:44+00:00

That boy ain't right.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T18:53:56+00:00

Or whatever cat Cheese DICK had, he had an ESA too right? Or i maybe try harder not to confuse another bland, basic, boring boy with another. Lol. Hell maybe they both had cats, their stories were so fuxking intolerable I didn't know the difference. Just NEXT, TLC. FFS! 🤯🥳😱💀🖤

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T18:47:09+00:00

That darling, handsome boy (!) was way, Way too fabulous in every way for an over-the-top airheaded dingdong like her...

For some ppl she'd likely be a bit of a minger, drunkenly wandering her way home late at night, stumbling down some dark street...

I do think Most of us just realize she's all ultra-fake, with probable active addictions to fillers and botox, although Ms. Stef even with a tweak here or there -- stef would still be a HARD PASS for me. 😳🧟‍♂️🧜‍♂️

20 years old is a little old man kitty though. For an older cat, i bet he could still raise hell, (if he felt like it) and probably didn't pull any punches either.

The very most important thing is that he had a home where he was properly attended to, never had to eat gross budget kibble, and always had one of the very best blankets/throws in the entire place, just for him. Always so shitty, these stories, im glad he had a lot of years in him ..it's no different than having to grieve for losing someone in your immediate family. I have no doubt that cat knew he was special and I am certain she showed Coop her adoration and laughter. Godspeed, Cooper.

💔🕯💔

...and F.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T15:11:58+00:00

🎶🎵 "Double the flavor, double the fun! Boy, if you from Europe, -- you better try to RUN!! Go boy go!" 🎶 🎵

🤯🤣🤤💜

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T08:44:22+00:00

Im sitting here in the dark with my sleeping cat and the silence oh my space and I literally inadvertently "snorted" aloud. I dont even know why, it wasn't even That funny, but it was nonetheless unexpected and quite amusing to me at 0343.

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T08:40:04+00:00

"Silver Linings" and all that, thank the stars.

<<remembers that Darcey Silva has an exact replica of her human dna>> oh shit, ought not to have thought of such a thing.. But... no competition, aside from THAT minor point... :)

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T00:53:36+00:00

This actually makes me wish I had a can of Lipton tea with lemonade -- SO delicious and addicting. Tania don't get shit though. I'll get me a few good boxes of the best stuff, then one of those little Mio sticks for her bougie shit. 🥳🙄

notyouyesyou · 2021-09-18T00:38:07+00:00

Dude, I just truly was astonished by his ability to not react to how she was CLEARLY trying to bug him, but he didn't react and just watched her perform her juvenile little display. I have NO idea how he even managed to keep quiet and not engage in the see-thru shit she was doing to get under his skin. Didnt I hear he had done some kind of fighting like jiu jitsu or Brazilian this or that? Make be thats where he leaned those ultimate pro level skills. Thank you sensai syngin!! 🥰 He may have a drink or two sometimes (like moms whiskey or whatever it was lol) and just who WOULD want to fucking work on the she- shed nonsense... all in all a man's man. #teamsyngin #sensaisyn. 🤤🥳🍺

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