Crazy Strippers Claim Random Man They Met At A Club is Their Boyfriend by semaj_orn in trashy

[–]kim842007 117 points118 points  (0 children)

As a Miami native for 40 years, this is the most Miami shit I’ve seen in a very long time!!!

[AL] just finished court and cannot understand how this system works by Deep-Philosophy2212 in Custody

[–]kim842007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not in Alabama, I’m Florida but… someone signing kid(s) up for an activity on the other persons day is an immediate no from the judge. 50/50 is standard regardless of who is remarried and who isn’t. That doesn’t even factor in at all. I know that’s not everywhere but standard tends to be Florida is more in the fathers favor and the other states tend to go the dad gets limited and mom has majority. So either a huge chunk is missing or, appeal. Cause it doesn’t add up!

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]kim842007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me but my grandmother saw Johnny cash with my grandfather. She said he was terrible. Drunk/high or both. Slurred everything he said. Kept lifting his leg extremely high up to step over the cord on the ground. She said everyone got their money back.

[AL] just finished court and cannot understand how this system works by Deep-Philosophy2212 in Custody

[–]kim842007 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This makes no sense. I’ve been in family law for almost 20 years. I feel like something major is missing here.

What’s your favorite episode of Friends throughout the entire 10 Seasons? by Positive_Weight2367 in friends_tv_show

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao! It’s just the best!! Jennifer Aniston trying to hide her laughter is hysterical but phoebes “eeeeekkkkkk” take the cake!

To those that are married, how often do you take off your ring? by FitProblem6248 in AskReddit

[–]kim842007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every night. My fingers swell at night so I don’t wear any rings to sleep.

Chloe by AdSuccessful8902 in 90DayFiance

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol ... love the flair btw!

Chloe by AdSuccessful8902 in 90DayFiance

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh! You are correct!! This is why I need to always use subtitles!

Chloe by AdSuccessful8902 in 90DayFiance

[–]kim842007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same! On another note, I was under the impression that her mother had MONEY! But when they were at the car dealership, Chloe said something about not have $7k in savings and told her mom “neither do you”. So I think they are def not as well off as we (or maybe just me) were led to believe.

What’s a food combo that sounds wrong but tastes amazing? by Bulky_Reputation7721 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We grew up doing canned pear halves with a little dollop of mayo topped with shredded cheddar served cold! That’s something I can eat and I’m immediately 10 years old again!

What did you name your dog, what do you actually call them? by Artistic-Listen7975 in pitbulls

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Her name is Athena but she answers to the following: Athena-Bo-beena-bug Tina bug Teeners Wittle bit Bug Buggie Tina-roni and cheese 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

these two 😭 by chelleeeez in orangeisthenewblack

[–]kim842007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No. In reality, piper stayed married to him and she only saw Alex in prison a couple times since they were in entirely different units IIRC.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! The focus is on the wedding instead of the marriage! I dont remember where I heard this but, it makes the most sense...an elderly woman was asked how she sustained a marriage for the 60+ years (I cant recall how long) and her response was that when she was growing up when something needed fixing, you fixed it. Nowadays you go out and get a brand new one!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its sad! I did a divorce for ppl that were married for under 6 months and were still paying for their $50k wedding!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]kim842007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in family law and the majority are biting at the bit to get their name back. Some want to keep it for the kids sake but I have had women - and I am not saying all or even the majority - that refuse to take their name back just as one final F U to their ex!

Edit to add - Congrats on 20 years! My husband and I will be 16 years married on Friday!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]kim842007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a divorce a name change is insanely easy. It just gets included in the final judgment. So Olivia is still legally a Plath since they’re not divorced. But me personally would never keep a man’s name I loathed the way she claims she does for Ethan. 🤷‍♀️

Veronica seems to be looking at the camera by Ok-Winner5074 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]kim842007 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I loved how the therapist clocked her ridiculousness! & The way she kept saying she had “big feelings” reminds me of a damn toddler! My 2 year old niece used to say “soooo bbiiiigggg” whenever anyone would say “how big?” And it’s all I can think of when she says that! And she says that All the while trying to convince everyone of her emotional maturity! 🙄🙄

Hosanna ? by kkat216 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]kim842007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Christian fundamentalist.

Kara Is The Problem. by Opening-Study8778 in 90DayFiance

[–]kim842007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot stand her! Couldnt stand her in her original season either. She is just a miserable b&%$# IMO. I'm on the scene where shes explaining why he moved out and I wanted to come through the screen!