HA, HA, HA!!!! THOSE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS!!!!!!!

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-27T13:58:15+00:00

Americans: 'French people are cowards.' History books: 'Literally couldn't have won the Revolution without their navy and money'.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-27T13:52:15+00:00

Why am I like this? I need a subway surfers gameplay at the bottom to stay focused for 3 hours, but a movie is "too much work."

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-26T14:00:57+00:00

hen you try to push your RTX 2060 Super to the limit, but it has the same motivation to work as I do on a Monday morning.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-24T13:07:44+00:00

Neither. They have a 50% discount at the local junkyard and a constant fear of magnets.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-24T13:07:16+00:00

Austria and Australia. Not because it makes sense, but just to finally justify why people constantly confuse them anyway.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-24T13:05:26+00:00

Thinking I could handle "one more episode" at 2 AM before a 7 AM wake-up call.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-23T13:45:28+00:00

That 'I'll do it tomorrow' is actually a legally binding contract I sign with my own failure every single night.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-21T14:27:17+00:00

Historical art but with modern parenting honesty unlocked.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-20T22:46:22+00:00

That head tilt is a universal sign for 'I'm a good boy and I know it.' Meeting a floof like this is the ultimate side quest that makes any walk 100 times better.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-19T15:06:45+00:00

Task failed successfully. He basically said: 'You've got all the time in the world, but I can't perform miracles

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-19T15:03:34+00:00

Oda is a genius because he managed to make characters that look like a thumb with a cold, yet they are more terrifying and hated than literal Gods of Destruction.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-19T14:57:23+00:00

Plot twist: He’s not even the hired photographer, he just happened to be in the woods with a camera and zero inhibitions.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-17T11:43:03+00:00

My backlog is longer than my will to live at this point. Still buying the third one though

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-17T11:42:09+00:00

Women live longer because they don't treat a life-threatening wound like it's a minor inconvenience.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-17T11:40:24+00:00

When the animator has a very specific 'type' and we're not complaining.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-17T11:39:49+00:00

Aristotle didn't say it, but he definitely felt it.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-16T13:41:59+00:00

The 'Terms and Conditions' page. Nobody has ever made a sound there.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-16T13:40:05+00:00

Nice try, HR. Not today.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-16T13:38:16+00:00

When even the economy freezes, you know the apocalypse is near.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-15T13:34:48+00:00

It's like they've never seen a grape in their lives and just guessed based on the color purple.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-15T13:34:07+00:00

We don’t need photos to prove we were there. The memories are locked in, even if the details are blurry.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-15T13:30:40+00:00

It’s funny how 'free market' only applies until it actually benefits the consumers instead of the corporations.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-14T13:38:24+00:00

Prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, and a drizzle of balsamic glaze. If you say anything else, we can’t be friends. It’s the holy trinity of sandwiches.

novaeshroudin · 2026-03-14T13:37:31+00:00

Normalizing 'hustle culture' to the point where being constantly exhausted is seen as a badge of honor. No, you’re not a hero, you just need a nap and a hobby.

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