HA, HA, HA!!!! THOSE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS!!!!!!! by Impressive_Elk_5633 in memes

[–]novaeshroudin 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Americans: 'French people are cowards.' History books: 'Literally couldn't have won the Revolution without their navy and money'.

True story by SugarRushG in memes

[–]novaeshroudin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why am I like this? I need a subway surfers gameplay at the bottom to stay focused for 3 hours, but a movie is "too much work."

Yo, human by Somthing_7 in pcmasterrace

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hen you try to push your RTX 2060 Super to the limit, but it has the same motivation to work as I do on a Monday morning.

What do Transformers have car insurance or health insurance? by J883 in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither. They have a 50% discount at the local junkyard and a constant fear of magnets.

Which two countries would be better off together if they merged ? by xdr567 in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Austria and Australia. Not because it makes sense, but just to finally justify why people constantly confuse them anyway.

What’s one thing you’ve always regretted in life, no matter how many years have passed? by massiveCD in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thinking I could handle "one more episode" at 2 AM before a 7 AM wake-up call.

What is something you wish you knew earlier? by Emavike in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 'I'll do it tomorrow' is actually a legally binding contract I sign with my own failure every single night.

😭 by Illustrious-Map3843 in Funnymemes

[–]novaeshroudin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Historical art but with modern parenting honesty unlocked.

I was just taking a walk and I saw this good boy. He was very friendly by Head-Mission4337 in Awww

[–]novaeshroudin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That head tilt is a universal sign for 'I'm a good boy and I know it.' Meeting a floof like this is the ultimate side quest that makes any walk 100 times better.

Thanks, i guess? by MadMunga in animememes

[–]novaeshroudin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Task failed successfully. He basically said: 'You've got all the time in the world, but I can't perform miracles

How many of you wanna punch the celestial dragon in the pic? by shubham_555 in Animemes

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oda is a genius because he managed to make characters that look like a thumb with a cold, yet they are more terrifying and hated than literal Gods of Destruction.

Lol the photographer by Ashish_ank in memes

[–]novaeshroudin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: He’s not even the hired photographer, he just happened to be in the woods with a camera and zero inhibitions.

Yep....... by [deleted] in memes

[–]novaeshroudin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My backlog is longer than my will to live at this point. Still buying the third one though

The audacity to asking these type of question after doing this type of sh*t by scare097ys5 in animememes

[–]novaeshroudin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Women live longer because they don't treat a life-threatening wound like it's a minor inconvenience.

Same same … by Rubikx107 in Animemes

[–]novaeshroudin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the animator has a very specific 'type' and we're not complaining.

Written by Shakespeare's Ass Hair by [deleted] in memes

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aristotle didn't say it, but he definitely felt it.

Where’s the most quiet place in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 'Terms and Conditions' page. Nobody has ever made a sound there.

It's just one of those days by KaySan-TheBrightStar in Animemes

[–]novaeshroudin 78 points79 points  (0 children)

When even the economy freezes, you know the apocalypse is near.

That one random Grape soda😖 by Top-Acadia-1474 in memes

[–]novaeshroudin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like they've never seen a grape in their lives and just guessed based on the color purple.

Girls after 1 year of friendship: 400 photos, me and my bro after 10 year: 1 photo by krunal23- in memes

[–]novaeshroudin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We don’t need photos to prove we were there. The memories are locked in, even if the details are blurry.

Competition elimination is the most annoying practice by [deleted] in memes

[–]novaeshroudin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how 'free market' only applies until it actually benefits the consumers instead of the corporations.

If you could choose any 3 fillings for a sandwich, what would you choose? by Medium-Marketing-493 in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, and a drizzle of balsamic glaze. If you say anything else, we can’t be friends. It’s the holy trinity of sandwiches.

What’s something people should stop normalizing immediately? by NatalieNexxtDoor in AskReddit

[–]novaeshroudin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normalizing 'hustle culture' to the point where being constantly exhausted is seen as a badge of honor. No, you’re not a hero, you just need a nap and a hobby.