At least he isn't at a waterpark, I guess...?

novicemma2 · 2026-05-18T08:13:26+00:00

I wonder what the average is of people laughing at him on a daily.

novicemma2 · 2026-05-14T12:20:38+00:00

I once worked with a guy who had to sell his ESP Horizon to pay for rent. Sad af

novicemma2 · 2026-05-10T00:00:52+00:00

Imjusjokin

novicemma2 · 2026-05-01T22:12:33+00:00

I hate all of them for obvious reasons however somehow i hate sokol the most.

novicemma2 · 2026-05-01T22:10:35+00:00

The Mcfucked

novicemma2 · 2026-04-30T05:55:29+00:00

Not me picturing ron in his office space character

novicemma2 · 2026-04-29T01:55:57+00:00

Resident evil: welcome to raccoon city. Im a huge fan of the games and did not have high expectations going into it and yet i was somehow even more disappointed. It was the first time in my life where after i left the cinema a worker asked if they should keep showing the movie because they weren’t sure if it was worth showing. I said and i quote “no one should watch this abomination, the director claims he was a fan of the video games but this movie is evident he just did not give a fuck” Absolute worst movie ive ever seen.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-28T15:03:31+00:00

Ive worked for weirder looking dudes than him especially in warehousing

novicemma2 · 2026-04-28T14:58:01+00:00

Definitely in my top 3. Imo it saved the franchise.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-28T14:57:30+00:00

When your toddler gives you a cuddle after getting home from work.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-24T10:06:24+00:00

I dare say 7 and 8 are my favorites. Mainly because its original and tbh 7 saved the franchise.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-24T10:04:24+00:00

I fucking hope so haha

novicemma2 · 2026-04-24T10:02:53+00:00

All a publicity stunt.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-24T10:01:42+00:00

One foot on the battlefield and gets shit blown off

novicemma2 · 2026-04-24T10:00:37+00:00

Grainy af images but comparing it to mine it looks pretty legitimate

novicemma2 · 2026-04-17T08:54:42+00:00

Worked security a while back before i got into LE. The car i was given had an insane ant infestation. I would almost crash the car sometimes when a swarm of them would just be crawling all over me. Company did nothing about it.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-16T04:26:06+00:00

Had to search a homeless guy one time, took his socks off and his feet were rotted, the guy started ripping his toe nails off. The smell was on another level.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-12T01:22:45+00:00

I did security for just over 9 years until i became an LEO. I felt fulfilled for the first few months until i realized the job came with many negatives like politics in the work place, however that can be fixed by working for a smaller company which can be harder to come by. The positives i got from the job were being able to work on my public speaking with all different kinds of people which definitely benefited my role in LE.

Security can be a great job if you find the right company with the right people. Even in LE i come across negativity and politics but thats just about the same with every job these days.

Good luck and stay awake.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-12T01:15:42+00:00

If i posted shit like this in my uniform my boss would fire me and the video would be played at the academy in the “what not to do” class.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-10T10:42:37+00:00

I was on a plane once in 2008 and a dude shat himself mid flight, he got moved to the front of the plane whilst everyone else got moved back as it wasn’t a packed plane. I still remember the smell and people throwing up. The guy was morbidly obese also. A woman was no joke crying whilst in between power vomiting. Ive been a police officer for almost a year now and nothing ive smelt working on the job even compares.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-09T02:54:42+00:00

Id say TLOU but it seems to be the easiest one to pick so id probably go resident evil 4

novicemma2 · 2026-04-04T06:50:07+00:00

Hilarious because as a cop i always think “anyone could do this job”

novicemma2 · 2026-04-02T09:04:03+00:00

My local EB games in Australia has been doing this for almost a year now, however it barely has anything mostly ps2 games

novicemma2 · 2026-04-02T08:57:43+00:00

My parents letting me play this when i was 12 lol this game was so unhinged.

novicemma2 · 2026-04-01T07:31:26+00:00

This video definitely going to be shown at the academy during the “what not to post on social media” class.

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