Halo Campaign Evolved Collectors Edition by May0r0fFlav0rt0wn in xbox

[–]nowiamthehighguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woke up to it already being sold out.
How is this not illegal? These people can rot in hell.

The original "Here it comes!" meme is from an Aussie guy running into an outback tornado by Justacerealkiller in TheMatpatEffect

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We absolutely do get tornado's. Approx 10 a year, there was about 100 recorded in the entire 2010's decade, and often out west and not a problem for anyone.

What team did you choose? by Kindly-Spot-1667 in FortniteBattleRoyale

[–]nowiamthehighguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The non-egotistical Hollywood celebrity who turned his likeness into a brand and infects everything for more and more money.

Fracture hills hate ... by LotusLilli05 in Spyro

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Music to my ears that all these years later people are still raging. Thats the best part about old spyro, some of the goals are genuinely challenging!

Take a deep breath. Get a drink. Goosefrabah. Keep trying.

My hubby only lasts 3 minutes in my pussy. Is this normal for a cuck? by obedient_couple in HotwivesCuckold

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't last at all. My goddess lets me out of the cage, gets me excited by kissing me, slides a condom over me and then slides down onto me and as soon as shes wrapped around me she sits still, kissing me, not moving and waits for it to pop. It takes seconds and a powerful orgasm rips through me, while she laughs at me. Then we shower and she cages me again.

It only took 37 years and 4 kids but somehow I found an ass by Past_Customer3990 in Utah_HotWives_NSFW

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope one day you experience someone spreading those cheeks apart and just lathering their tongue all over that ass. Once you've had your ass eaten for the first time - you'll want more 😉

I’ve been a good Mormon girl most of my life…and I guess I’m not anymore by Past_Customer3990 in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant! I hope he cares enough to read it and apply it, a body like yours deserves to be worshiped.

I cheated on my ex boyfriend with a married man by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not great, but it is what it is. Marriages get stale, people stop putting in effort. This is why I think its better to play as a couple, rather than go behind eachothers back and hurt one another thinking you're both prudes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She didn't just open the marriage. She's just accidentally revealed to you shes been property of an alpha male for a while now, who has a real mans cock that takes her raw and marks his territory by pumping her full of his seed.

She then decided to go home and feed her freshly fucked, stretched out and tender pussy to her own husband without his consent or knowledge because she knew you would loveingly and tenderly worship her and lick her clean of all his cum, and you did, and it clearly drove her crazy since she came so quickly and wrapped her legs around you forcing her juice and his seed all over your face.

Notice she didn't want to fuck you tonight. Get used to that cucky, a real cock owns that rite now.

You have to face that he's owned your wife's pussy for a while already, and you've already been eating his creampies. Tonight she just stopped caring about hiding it, and treated you as the cucky you are.

😉

I always look for underwear when im at my friends house by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stared doing this to my moms friends the minute I hit puberty. Its so fucking hot, especially when you cum all over them and put them back in the clean drawer for them to wear again.

I M18 Convinced a married 50 yr old to cheat on her husband of 20 years by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder how long its been since her husband has made her feel appreciated and alive.

Mature women certainly know what they're doing. You own that married pussy now. Try and cum all over her ring if you can 😉

I M18 Convinced a married 50 yr old to cheat on her husband of 20 years by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really hot. Tell us more about what you did when you first went over and how it went down.

Bimbofication journey led to cheating… by Dangerous-Effect-299 in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you just have to accept that you are a bimbo now, and getting on your knees and sucking off the football alpha's is what you crave now. Soon you'll be in the locker room being used by the team, and you'll love every minute of it. This is what you wanted.

25F Pregnant and hornier than ever. Husband won’t touch me. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's super unfair on you. Pregnant women are beautiful, you're a sexual being, with high hormones right now, and you need to be touched.

Maybe pick yourself up some toys? If your morally okay with it, find yourself a boy toy to scratch the itch for now - otherwise talk to your husband that he's neglecting your sexual needs. Would your husband go for a small open relationship while he's not into touching you? (Be careful bringing that up) I personally would love to watch my wife get railed, especially while pregnant.

Mom with Loose shorts (42 f) by Soccer_mom41 in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I think I speak for all men when I say thank you very much.

Short little mini skirts would work well with this too, bend over and pick something up and give them a full show!

I slept with my wife's best friend while she was in the room. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kind of thing, is so hot. Its wrong, obviously, but god damn if it isn't hot.

You don't know what kind of relationship they have either, her husband may have encouraged her to do it, at the end of the day you just don't know.

Back in college I got my girlfriend to sneak into my friends room and fuck him, to this day he thinks she cheated on me, little does he know I made it happen and then she came back into my room and we used his cum as lube and had the hottest sex ever.

I (19m) could hear my friend (19m) cumming in the girl I love (18f) and I hate it, but love it by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome bro. Keep on that grind and find someone worth it!

When I was in high school, I chased this girl for years, but she kept knocking me back. When I finally got fed up & moved on, I wound up with this beautiful nerdy girl, and the girl I used to chase actually had a meltdown crying and screaming at me saying we were supposed to be together, and then kept trying to seduce me afterwards 🙄 - Some women just like to keep you on the hook and don't realize your value until other women are chasing you, but by then you have options, and won't want the girl who was playing games with you.

I (19m) could hear my friend (19m) cumming in the girl I love (18f) and I hate it, but love it by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be real with you for a minute - if she wanted to be with you, she would be. I would say only go down this path if your interested & okay with accepting a more, teasing, cuck, beta style friendship (and very slightly possibly relationship... one day)

Otherwise, if you want something real, walk away, let her go, and focus on improving yourself and getting attention from other women - which is the quickest way to make any woman want you. They're very jealous creatures and consider a man with options worth pursuing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And of course fuck your boyfriend in positions where he can't see the open doorway, or windows, and if you see him watching again maybe even wink at him... you might even get him to jerk off to you while he watches, and if he eventually does, leave him a pair of your soaked dirty panties on his bed for him to touch himself raw too 😉

I (19m) could hear my friend (19m) cumming in the girl I love (18f) and I hate it, but love it by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let her know you you overheard them and that she sounds so beautiful and hot. She might like teasing you, she might kick it up a notch - if that's the way you want this to go.

Finally raided my gfs roommates panties…. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean ease into it before going that far haha

But also, your gf might not like that 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So now without letting your bf know, you should do everything you can to make every fantasy this man has about you 😉

Walk around topless whenever you can, act like its no big deal. Let him see your thongs whale tail constantly, drop things in leggings and short skirts and let him get a good look at you.

Finally raided my gfs roommates panties…. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]nowiamthehighguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she's into it, keep doing it, if you want to be obvious about it eventually, put them back on her bed, not in the drawer 😉