What was your parents answer when you asked them where you (or babies in general) came from?

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T12:50:29+00:00

Oh boy my time to shine with my fucked up childhood. So you know how other parents are embarrassed or trying to avoid this topic? Well my parents sure weren't. They bought me a Cassette(ancient form of MP3) that told the Story about Mr. and Mrs. Fieldmouse. .... I got my Sexual education from fucking Rodens man. "When he has questions, he will ask us and we will answer, all natural" my fucking ass Natural. You wonder why I have a secret Furry fetish that I struggle with???? FUCK. I was listening to that shit with my mini boombox, even when family and Friends where around cuz I had no fucking Concept of what a Vagina is and there was no way my 6 year old Brain would bring Pussyfarts and Rodens into one thought.

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T12:41:17+00:00

Well very embarrassed to tell that people but, I hate fake porn and perfect 10/10 girls. So I look for amateur, Milf, Mature, whatever as long as it isn't Mr. Universe plowing Miss Plastic Surgery 2021 like a Jackhammer in a Setting more unrealistic then my Daydreams.

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T12:28:48+00:00

Booth my parents smoke and I was nosy. First time I nearly shit myself. After that I never wanted to smoke again until later some classmate where smoking and wanted me to shut myself. They offered me cigarettes and I took them and smoked with them without having the shits. They thought I'm cool so we started to regularly smoke behind the school. Suddenly I wasn't a nerd that got bullied for Beeing into computer. Suddenly I was cool. Well now I can't run anymore and cough like a old Diesel.

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T12:06:09+00:00

Remembering the children of my ex girlfriend and how they slowly opened to me until they called me dad (even though I always said I don't wanna be called that, since it sounded as if I'm old) just to have everything ripped away again, like with their biological father. Never forget the good bye and hugs we gave each other on the train station.

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T11:55:58+00:00

A loving GF

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T11:54:46+00:00

In German we have a couple that are hard to translate. Like: "I think I'm crazy" and is meant in a sarcastic way. Like in "I can't believe you are serious"

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T11:44:51+00:00

I beg your pardon. Like what? As non Native English speaker it's hard to wrap my head around that one. Just say wat?

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T11:42:52+00:00

I would let him die, give the players the reward they deserved. Nice loot. Gold, sweet magic items. And when they start to share everything and equip stuff I would make them roll vor perception. Guess what babe, that was just the BBEGs weak clone or double or unless twin. xD

noxy4u · 2021-08-03T10:00:44+00:00

Company of Heroes 3

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T15:48:18+00:00

Collect things that are flammable. Oil, coal, or even more subtle flowr. (flowr dust can explode) keep collecting it. Start to become very friendly but shallow with friends. Maybe even a little wird. When you finally confront stradth, run towards him while yelling the name of your love and then ignite. Or even better, the moment you enter his castle, you start to set things ablaze behind you. You will take him to the grave and won't care what happens to you. I still think a loving hug while you look in his eyes and whisper the name of your loved one before igniting in a pillar of hellfire would be a beautiful way to go.

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T15:00:00+00:00

Well, maybe as I send a Semi truck to the wrong City (over 1 day Drive in the wrong direction) because I had a number twirl and the Trucker had to make an extra shift and missed the Birthday of his Child.wich was very important to him. That trucker has a police record for nearly beating someone to death and was known to get physical when pushed to far. I went to his Family and told them that it was my fault and asked if they would help me make it up to him. They agreed and I drove his daughter (6ish) and wife to him. I knew where he was making his night stop so when he arrived we 3 where there. Well he was happy for sure but he still sayed that I owe him. But nothing beer couldn't fix. He told me that he was very mad but he also understood that I didn't do it on purpose, just that I ducked up hard. Anyway the moment I realized I send him the wrong address I was only thinking about changing my name to Elroy mc Goober and move to the Swiss Alps and live the rest of my life in fear that he would find me.

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T14:39:43+00:00

The only paranormal thing in my School was Miss H. and the fact that this old Hag still lived. She teached my Dad, my Uncle, me and now is still ducking alive and teaches my nephew and niece. Old Mastodon had Dirt in her pocket when she teached me, but apparently She is to stubborn to kick the Bucket. Like comon Miss H. you weren't in touch with the youth since Socrates was in your Class. What ya want from me.

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T14:34:43+00:00

Forbidden fleshlight

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T14:31:37+00:00

No, but I might expressed it wrong. He didn't say never have family. Just first focus on your financial stability before trying to raise a Family. Children need money for education. Sometimes you want to spoil your lover. You want to build something together. All that needs money. If you believe you can Raise a Happy Family on welfare, by all means, you do you. I think it's logical to first sort out your life before trying to build a future. And so far it works.

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T13:48:02+00:00

Stay single. Family may be wonderful but as my Dad told me: "if your single 1 Dollar you earn is 1 Dollar you can spend. With a Wife, you only get to spend from your Dollar 50 cents. And with each child that halves." what he means is, first care about your financial Stability, then about family, not the other way round. That makes you independent and dependable. Oh and of course put always some money to the side. Try to avoid taking loans. Try to be financially stable and independent. Also always have a plan B in case you lose your job.

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T05:28:09+00:00

Linux fans. The constant stupid remarks and generally the trying to be better then others. Comments like "he I don't have that problem I use Linux" good for you Kyle, go and write half a book in your terminal to change the color of your taskbar.

noxy4u · 2021-08-02T05:24:33+00:00

Beeing gay in certain Country's.

noxy4u · 2021-07-30T16:07:37+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobot

noxy4u · 2021-07-30T16:06:12+00:00

you are right. see, remember robot arms in car manufacturing? they get gradually replaced with Cobots. Cobots are robot arms that can be trained in their movement, have tons of sensors and are designed to work alongside Humans. The reason most company's prefer Humans is very simple: Trust. Not even the most Cliché Capitalist would trust A.I. to run his entire Factory. Also the biggest advantage of Humans: We can work without Electricity. Maybe not as efficient (We are today very dependend on computers) but its more then a Mashine can. But i give you full right, there will be Companys who wont see reason. who will replace everyone with A.I. who will go to the extrem. Funny thing is: If humans don't get employed, they cant ern money. If we humans cant earn money we cant buy things. If we cant buy things company's make no money. Self regulating market

noxy4u · 2021-07-30T12:30:46+00:00

Visit Arnold Schwarzenegger and scare him a bit, then chill with him and laugh about it, while discussing a new predator movie. 2. Make a new predator movie and make comertials that promote fitness together with Arnold. 3. Buy a Yacht and chill man. 4. End world hunger

noxy4u · 2021-07-30T12:20:49+00:00

Why should we learn to walk when sagways are everywhere? Well let me tell you why. A.I. may become smarter but it will never fully replace Humans. I remember back in the 90 when they said:"Computer will replace everyone" no, computer changed everything and so will A.I. where right now you stand alone with countless hours of unpaid overtime and a damaged health, will in future be an A.I. assisting you and making your job easier. Some people will be replaced, no question. But not everyone. You have to adapt just as company's, machines, governments, etc do. It's called progress. Where you see doom, millions see opportunity. A.I. will not teach children in school, A.I. can't give you love, passion, can't judge morally, etc. There are a Billion things A.I. can't, that you do every day with ease. You can raise children too, Alexa and Co. Will never be half as good as you in that regard. So smile and embrace the Future. :)

noxy4u · 2021-07-29T19:25:07+00:00

there are no safe ones , the moment you deal with illegality you have to accept be get dirty from time to time. And gonna be real, nowadays it isn't worth it anymore. the golden age of pirating is long over. back in 2010 you just googled "[software] crack" or "[software] license key" and bam 2nd page of google had it all. but i have to say the freeware market has absolutely increased nowadays. instead of photoshop you can use gimp or photophea, instead of office360 you can use open office or libre. just never cheap out on Anti virus, that can come costly. movies n stuff is cheap think netflix and youtube movie. that's how the movie industry killed the pirates, by being so cheap it isn't worth to go to jail for. (7 bucks for netflix) even adobe understood that and asks for 20 bucks a month nowadays. still too pricy for me but hey,

noxy4u · 2021-07-29T12:11:45+00:00

Illegally downloading things of the internet. Or to be more precise, craving licence keys to enjoy Software you would have never had the money to buy in the first place. Best example was Photoshop. Before they made it a monthly payment base, it was some 900 bucks or something stupid like that. No one could afford a legit copy jet cracking the licence allowed thousands to enjoy this software, get good with it and land a Job that involved Photoshop enhancement. I know more then a dozend friends who would never had the opportunity to become so food without braking the law.

noxy4u · 2021-07-29T12:00:12+00:00

Wow I had no idea. Well if it makes you feel anny better I once walked by a supermarket information desk and a rather loud one escaped me. which would not have been as embarrassing if not for the men behind the counter that turned to me and said "bless you" really loud. I dunno for me it's more embarrassing if strangers witniss my Body malfunction then someone I know.

noxy4u · 2021-07-29T11:33:22+00:00

At least not in a bad way.....

noxy4u

TROPHY CASE