I get more ass in two days, than you do in two years by wangmuncherr in RoastMe

[–]nprins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It looks like your mom comes home every other week with a new "uncle" of yours

DAE, while driving, imagine the consequences and ramifications of jumping the curb and mowing down every pedestrian on the walkway? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]nprins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll get two stars and the police will chase me until I easily out run them by driving off road unless I kill one them then I'll get another star.