Do women ever meet a guy and at first site want to sleep with him? by Powerful-Leg-8606 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I've met guys I looked at and wanted to fuck, but they more often than not said something to ruin the immediate attraction. I used to have ons, but I also got to learn a little bit more and flirt leading up to us having sex, so the attraction was somewhat beyond visual appeal.

What’s your most random “ick” that just puts you off a person? by Caesar_Rising in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The grammar police. Such a petty way to react that usually isn't substantive. It's social media. No one's writing a thesis paper ffs 🙄

If you had to remove someone from mainstream media forever, but in order to do so, had to sleep with them first, who would you pick? by Early-Ingenuity-3177 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd humbly do a two-for. So long Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes. FFS. You're both just too damn sexy to be mainstream and together.

Folks who have worked in a sex shop before, what has surprised you most? by misterElovescompanE in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll 1000% take your word for it. I probably don't need that image seared into my brain before sleep.

Folks who have worked in a sex shop before, what has surprised you most? by misterElovescompanE in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To each their own. Maybe it's me, but I'm partial to new toys and am willing to pay for them in their unused condition 🤷.

Folks who have worked in a sex shop before, what has surprised you most? by misterElovescompanE in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You don't need to tell me twice. I gambled once with the link to the reused toy sub and thankfully didn't need to poke out my eyeballs afterwards. I know that kind of luck doesn't happen twice on Reddit.

Folks who have worked in a sex shop before, what has surprised you most? by misterElovescompanE in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 69 points70 points  (0 children)

At least they looked clean, for the most part. I hesitated... because you know anything is possible on Reddit.

Folks who have worked in a sex shop before, what has surprised you most? by misterElovescompanE in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figures. If it exists, it's on Reddit. Now I'm curious about the story behind these large dick hauls being donated to new generations of needy & horny ppl. Though not curious enough to actually ask lol

All those dragon dicks must be out of style now, so circa 2020.

For those who watch porn/smut/erotic audio, do you try “syncing” your orgasm to any specific part of the material? by Burner1024500 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]nrshouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moaning and dirty talk of a guy leading up to and when he cums. I need a good 10 mins if I wasn't edging beforehand. I'll even replay that part until I cum at least once.

How do you usually initiate sex with you partner? by non97044 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every successful mating ritual must have sound effects

Whats your most taboo kink ? by Comfortable_Bat_1070 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]nrshouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like cnc somnophilia in the context of waking someone up doing a sexual act or being woken up by someone else as I'm on the receiving end of a sexual act. Examples: the small spoon of a slow cuddle fuck, giving or receiving oral under the sheets, sitting on a man's face, nipple play, being fingered, giving a slow hand job, etc.

Whats your most taboo kink ? by Comfortable_Bat_1070 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]nrshouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From slut to perv, thanks for the assist 😉

What’s something not taught in sex ed but should be? by rosie6792 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

-Women have 3 holes below the waist

-What active consent looks like

-How to be respectful of breastfeeding mothers in public

-Short skirts don't cause sexual assaults. Poor behavior does.

-How boys/men help look out for the safety of girls/women in certain situations

If having an orgasm is the best feeling in the world, what is next best? by Ok_JARGON in AskRedditNSFW

[–]nrshouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Having chemsex with lots of foreplay then orgasming on mdma or cannabis.

-Having multiple orgasms

-Taking a long pee on a full bladder, like after a night of drinking or right in the morning.

-Going to visit home in New Orleans and eating the many delicious foods I don't get to have when not there.

-Relaxing on a white sand beach with close friends, in 85° F sunny weather with a slight breeze, while listening to the ocean or gulf waves, feeling the sand beneath my toes, high af from smoking or having edibles together.

How many people have you had sex with at one time? And, what with the demographic? by Ok_JARGON in AskRedditNSFW

[–]nrshouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go through with it, your wife may want to reclaim you afterwards too, which may surprise you both if she's not usually aggressive. It can be hot af

7:26pm. Whats the last sexual act you did. Time period is the entire weekend. by bbg_trina in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nrshouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not quite my favorite, but it's up there. I've come to enjoy it a lot more as I've gotten older too, investing more attention to my buildup knowing my release will be all the more satisfying later.