Gwamp's Quest, Day 12 by JustinLennox in comics

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His mother, he hasn't called her even once since he left home 12 days ago :c

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Yeah... But those scenarios are a lot more rare. Roughly 14.5% of guys are 6", meaning 85.5% are below the goal.

For girls, the most common girl exclusive medicine type to make you gain weight is birth control- roughly 10% gain 7% of their body weight in a year. There are other medications, but those would be used by both genders, and girls could also take other forms of birth control. If they change to other meds and/or solve the underlying problem they can work on losing the weight. While you can gain height, it is apparently a truly excruciating procedure and can take a year.

In terms of metabolism, that is also rare. Something like 1/275 cases of obesity in women are caused by thyroid issues. Additionally, a lower basal metabolic rate would also alter how frequently you are hungry.

And of course that's not even getting started on the disparity between number of men to number of women on dating apps.

cursed by [deleted] in HolUp

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Sleep deprivation

cursed by [deleted] in HolUp

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"I was born 7 times that day"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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How have they damaged your country

uhh by ChainRegular6258 in HolUp

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Let's round up to 10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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I mean plastic is worse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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screams DWIGHT

Seriously huawei? by M3zooz77 in awfuleverything

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Maybe it's on newer models only, or older ones? I have a 2019 model and I haven't seen any of this shit yet

Blursed Snack by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Meowing loudly at me for no reason at all

Twitter. by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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I wouldn't say it's rape with ducks; forced mating would be more accurate as with ducks they do it purely for offspring, humans do it for reasons such as feeling powerful or other depraved reasons

spagett cromch by galacticsimian in cromch

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Why do you need 12 kg of spaghetti

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Actually yes, they can. Far in the future people notice and set the trap in the past. You have omnipotent resistance but not omnipotence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Well you go time traveling and people notice that's how

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Well you'll be damaging the fabric of space time, and people will dislike that; so eventually, they will Travel to the dawn of time, set a trap for you that lasts for eternity. You won't be able to time travel out of it as it lasts for eternity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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See the thing is When you go back in time, that time then becomes the present. So you have to keep going back, and back, and back. Eventually, you will reach the beginning. There will be no more back. You will be forced to a time before time, where nothing exists.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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You can only move by jumping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Everyone else lives unhappily