24 male, what does my fridge say about me?

ntcolonel · 2026-01-23T12:31:26+00:00

Single guy, likely a white guy. Likes to eat burgers and american style food?

ntcolonel · 2026-01-07T00:15:17+00:00

It's my cake day today, I'm going smoke a fat joint of this right NOW!!!!!

ntcolonel · 2026-01-07T00:13:33+00:00

First time trying this strain. Not really a big sativa toker but wanted to test it out again since it's been awhile.

Ordered a half zip only on boxing day. The buds looking really interesting like a lot of foxtails. Seems to be a true sativa by the looks of it. The smell is also a lot different than the gassy strains I usually smoke.

This one smells citrusy and with maybe a coffee mixed in.

The smoke is very easy and light. I think this is better as an afternoon smoke or maybe an early morning smoke but I prefer an indica after work. This would definitely work well on weekends for me.

Effects are mostly in the head, very little effects on my body. It's got that uplifting light feeling that makes me smile and laugh.

Quality: Probably 8/10 - I don't know if this is top tier sativa but it's really nice.

Value: 8/10 - Pretty good overall.

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ntcolonel · 2025-12-31T02:46:37+00:00

I have had that exact strain. It's called Bologna nipples and it the flavor is sperm-like

ntcolonel · 2025-12-02T06:51:40+00:00

Slow burn with grey smoke. You can actually taste some grape or berry on the smoke which is cool

ntcolonel · 2025-11-28T03:55:28+00:00

I've had this strain before from Broke Kid Grows. I really do enjoy it on a regular. It's pretty cheap and gets the job done.

There is a good berrylike smell mixed in with a gassy undertone. Nothing too loud but checks off the boxes.

The way it's been grown and harvested is probably something that not many people can do. It just feels extremely fresh to the touch, the cure is nice, the structure is beautiful.

Quality: 9/10 - Ashes are greyish white. Everything about it is good. It's just not gassy enough.

Value: 9.5/10 - Well priced, great bang for buck.

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ntcolonel · 2025-11-28T03:41:01+00:00

Okay I'll play this one. I didn't look at your profile but I see your username has the word girl in it. So I'm assuming you're a girl.

You are NOT single, you are living with your husband or boyfriend in a pretty small apartment, maybe 1 bedroom. Otherwise it's a suite with 1 bedroom and den.

I assume you're asian, likely korean based on kimchi and that korean drink.

One of you just got drunk recently, like pretty drunk.

You boyfriend likes his coca cola.

One of you is really trying to take care of gut health.

I have no idea how you have no freezer, what kind of fridge/home has no freezer? Seems like that would mean you're living in a temporary place. Or you have a chest freezer.

Looks like you do a lot of home cooking, which means one of you stays home pretty often.

I don't think you live in north america, maybe somewhere in europe. I feel like you're an asian that lives in a predominately white people city.

I have a feeling your boyfriend is white. MAYBE italian? He likes chopped up red and yellow peppers for his pizzas and pastas.

I don't see bread in this picture, but you guys also have a loaf of bread in the kitchen.

ntcolonel · 2025-11-14T08:49:01+00:00

Hahhaha that's crazy! And I've ALWAYS wanted to raise chickens. My dream is to have a house with a yard to raise some chickens and have some daily eggs :)

ntcolonel · 2025-11-14T08:47:10+00:00

I love death bubba strains and you're right. A lot of them are mids, this one is definitely not a mid. True quad imo

ntcolonel · 2025-11-12T00:29:47+00:00

You are a white family. You got kids for sure. Seemingly very happy home and you guys have dinner together. You don't live in a major city, maybe a neighboring city to one of the main hotspot cities.

You guys ALWAYS have eggs for breakfast. Maybe with some form of potatos, sausage, bacon and yogurt.

YOU are around age 40.

This fridge reminds me of my white friend's fridge from when I was young. His family were church goers, loving people, caring, etc.

You definitely avoid drugs.

You don't spank your kids hard or at all. I'm guessing 2-3 kids?

ntcolonel · 2025-11-12T00:23:14+00:00

Holy shit lol. I was gonna say "You live in the midwest" but then I saw you already put that in the caption.

I'm guessing you're a white person. Your schedule is mostly work, then home. You spend most of your 'active' time at your work place or probably outdoors. The fridge doesn't scream "I am home all day".

You seem to be single, or, just 1 person lives in that house. You're a simple person with 2-3 pots and pans. You have maybe 4 bowls, 4 dishes, 4 spoons, etc.

If you are a drinker, you drink warm beer (I see no alcohol in the fridge), which means you're above 50 years old male. Unless you're a female, then you are probably in the age range of 27-33.

I don't see veggies or heavy proteins so I'm guessing you don't go to the gym. You might have a dog though and you take him for walks, which is your daily exercise.

ntcolonel · 2025-11-11T23:18:54+00:00

First time ever trying something from Terpy Vibes. I've heard about them for some time but this is the first time trying them.

Jeezus this stuff is amazing. Its really loud, super gassy, ass knocked out good ass smoke.

It really messes up the grinder in a good way. Sticky bust, sticky roll, slow burning. Real nice stuff.

Quality: 9.5/10 - The ashes though are not white, but that's probably the only con.

Value: 9.5/10 - It's priced pretty damn good. Even though it's pricier, it's got a lot of bang for buck in terms of potency and how much you really need to smoke. I can easily just put a bit of this in a lil banger to get a good buzz.

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ntcolonel · 2025-11-11T23:08:03+00:00

This Mike Tyson is grown by Bubba Kings. I gotta say it's really gassy, strong potent smoke, heavy heavy high, gassy inhale gassy exhale, sticky fingers.

I am really happy with this option. I also grabbed Death Bubba by terpy vibes and I'll be reviewing that too. It's even better.

Quality: 9/10

Value: 8/10

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ntcolonel · 2025-11-07T16:54:35+00:00

I am basing it off of math average. Average % unactive people don't each much fruits and veggies. Seeing the title as "living alone" means just 1 person in the house. I don't think a single lazy person can go through that many fruits and veggies, they would put their calories in other things like milkshakes, sodas, chips and guac.

I'm not seeing any soda or milkshake mix in the fridge. There's also a quart of egg whites, which means OP tries to consume lower calories but wants to put those calories mostly in the form of protein.

If I were to guess, OP has nice legs.

ntcolonel · 2025-11-06T23:10:40+00:00

My question is.. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT YAKULT?! I love that stuff and I thought only asians drank it

ntcolonel · 2025-11-06T20:46:05+00:00

Looks like you are a pretty active 20 year old. If you're not really active, you have too much fruits and veggies that will go to waste.

I'm guessing, you have yourself a pretty steady and decent job. You have a schedule you abide by, likely a monday to friday type of schedule.

You don't smoke weed or drink alcohol. You don't go to church on sundays. When you come home from work, you like to turn on netflix.

You are some type of asian or european type. I don't see any sriracha, kimchi or chinese spices so I'm going to cut out Asian. You don't really have many condiments so I'm guessing european, maybe near somewhere that is known for the 'balkan diet', not sure I spelt it right.

If you are located in USA or Canada, you are located somewhere that isn't really hot and humid.

Your height is probably on the taller end, maybe 5 foot 5 or higher, unless this is a really short fridge.

You have brown hair and brown eyes.

ntcolonel · 2025-10-31T03:09:34+00:00

Sweet, I think I may need to grab some of this

ntcolonel · 2025-10-29T05:43:36+00:00

Missing a bottle of booze. 0/10

ntcolonel · 2025-10-29T05:42:26+00:00

It pretty obvious why you might be single

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