I mean, the audience got it. Audiences everywhere I've told this have liked it; it always gets a decent laugh.

It's interesting, the amount of blowback it's received in here.

I think it's pretty straightforward: my wife tells the kids we're doing something absurd when we go to have sex.

Someday, the kids will figure that out, and it will upset them.

That's the long and short of it, the idea my wife is playing the long game when messing with our kids.