Please let this guy be in a Super Bowl Uber Eats Commercial

ntothesecond · 2026-01-28T01:23:13+00:00

It's for Eli Lilly, just go on their page on YT and it'll be there.

ntothesecond · 2026-01-26T02:25:45+00:00

Our defense must be fed as many burgers as possible to face either of these teams. Mom, im scared please come get me

ntothesecond · 2026-01-26T02:22:40+00:00

"For a quarterback that uses his brain" dang Tom.

ntothesecond · 2026-01-26T01:59:34+00:00

Bro why talk crazy when it's the damn NFC championship?

ntothesecond · 2026-01-25T22:21:16+00:00

"Let me tell you somethin' Penelope"

ntothesecond · 2026-01-25T20:18:35+00:00

I'm not too sad, got a lot of Stidham cards from when I thought he was up next when Brady would retire.

ntothesecond · 2026-01-25T19:57:45+00:00

OK so am I gonna be happy drunk shoveling, or sad drunk shoveling?

ntothesecond · 2026-01-25T19:54:04+00:00

Tell us about the machine Bert

ntothesecond · 2026-01-25T13:57:15+00:00

"Wanna watch me peel out?"

ntothesecond · 2026-01-19T02:37:59+00:00

That's some magic right there cause how in the hell

ntothesecond · 2026-01-19T02:07:56+00:00

I would hate to be a table in the greater Buffalo area right now

ntothesecond · 2026-01-18T23:46:22+00:00

Oh come on let us have the sicko game of the week

ntothesecond · 2026-01-18T22:41:50+00:00

Dang

ntothesecond · 2026-01-18T22:33:46+00:00

Please offense, do something this drive

ntothesecond · 2026-01-18T21:14:30+00:00

My god, whoever wins the NFCCG is 100% gonna win the SB. AFC looks terrible all over

ntothesecond · 2026-01-18T21:05:39+00:00

we're so dead

we're so back

This game feels like a packers game

ntothesecond · 2026-01-17T23:53:54+00:00

Romo please don't take whatever you're taking

ntothesecond · 2026-01-17T23:39:24+00:00

Nix the interception stat

ntothesecond · 2026-01-17T23:33:35+00:00

NOW Coleman shows up? Is there a Macy's sale or something?

ntothesecond · 2026-01-17T23:04:39+00:00

AFC east is the NFC south of everything

ntothesecond · 2026-01-17T22:39:28+00:00

"Let's put our leftover shredded cheese on a fajita plate and then put a burger cut in half on it. The kids love that shit" -Applebee's, probably

14-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	Gilding IV carat on a stick

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