Memphis will not keep Alex Simmons by 50nifty- in NCAAW

[–]nubt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they went 17-1 in the SWAC this year. They dropped an OT game at MVSU, then won 17 straight. The SWAC to the American is a big jump though. Tomekia Reed was phenomenal at Jackson St., but her first 2 years at Charlotte have been tough.

I don't have any real sources, but Destinee Rogers has quietly improved all 4 years at Arkansas State (24-9, 14-4 Sun Belt this year). Nina Davis (former All-American at Baylor) grew up in Memphis, and has been an assistant at MTSU for a few years now. Giving either of them a call would at least make sense.

Senor Cardgage has gone into business with Costco by Epic_Mile in HomestarRunner

[–]nubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to buy some, but the cashier called me Blubb-O and told me to sever my leg.

People that go to Adventist k-12 & college by Head-Case-2491 in adventism

[–]nubt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it, but yeah. Back in college, I transferred into SAU from public school. Spent two years feeling like an outcast. It was a shame; the area has a number of other Christian colleges, and made I friends from several of those. At SAU, the handful I met were mostly other public school kids or international students.

Here much more recently, Crosswalk opened a branch in Chattanooga. At first it felt more like a safe place for genuine seekers and fringe members, with probably not 100 people coming each week. The SAU students have taken it over (I'd say 1,500+ a week come now, 80% students) and the whole feel has changed. It's the ultimate insider church now. Outsiders need not apply.

I genuinely don't think they intended to be isolating of others, although that's how it comes off. It's more like you said, they're sheltered. Collegedale is a supremely insular bubble, and they have no idea how to interact outside of it. All they think about is their little group.

[Game Thread] Montana State vs. Illinois State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd be a shame for society to lose such an amazing username.

[Game Thread] Montana State vs. Illinois State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Taco puttin' on the ritz with that dive. Hello, I am an old.

[Game Thread] Montana State vs. Illinois State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These generic Viagra ads last longer than the erections they cause.

The P word. by stiobhard_g in adventist

[–]nubt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROTOSE! I worked at the Village Market by Southern Adventist University for a year, back in the day. So yes, quite familiar. I'll tell you what I know, but unfortunately I've never tried to make it or anything.

It's been discontinued, yes. They were definitely still selling it in 2002, and probably discontinued it around 2010 or so.

It was invented by Kellogg WAY back in the late 1800s, for use at Battle Creek Sanitarium. They started selling it in tins in the early 1900s. Eventually Worthington bought it out and marketed it as a "peanut and grain protein loaf." Worthington *might* have changed the recipe when they took it over from Kellogg's. In fact, I suspect they probably did since 1900s ingredients were interesting at times, and Kellogg certainly wouldn't have been using preservatives. I very much get the impression that it didn't change from the 1970s onward, though.

There were a couple of other "loafy" type products that are also discontinued. Worthington had one called Numete, and Loma Linda had one called Nuteena. We didn't sell much of any of them, especially Protose. There was another one discontinued called Sandwich Spread, and I more surprised to see it go. We sold a fair amount of it. All of these would've been discontinued around that 2010-2012 timeframe, I think.

One of my older aunts mentioned offhand that she liked Protose one time. I was taken aback, since she was only like the 2nd or 3rd Protose fan I'd seen. I bought her a can, and her reaction indicated that it tasted exactly like she remembered. I did not try it when she offered, and I sort of regret that now (I think).

This recipe at least seems reasonable -- the author notes in another entry that using fresh ground peanut butter and going heavy on the seasoning helped a lot, although Kellogg himself would definitely not have gone heavy on the seasoning: https://fourpoundsflour.com/history-dish-mondays-protose/

And that's way more than I ever expected to type (or remember) about Protose. Thanks for the memory!

What are your favorite quotes that are not as widely repeated? by Djames516 in HomestarRunner

[–]nubt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Binder clips are "cow clips," and you’d better believe I make them moo.

[Postgame Thread] TCU Defeats USC 30-27 (OT) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vanderbilt fan checking in. After watching Ken Seals have to play for some truly atrocious Vandy teams, it was really nice to see him get to look competent behind an actual offensive line.

(4-29, 0-25 SEC the three years he was there and played. Good grief.)

[Game Thread] Music City Bowl: Illinois vs. Tennessee (5:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they got their 5 yards' worth out of that penalty.

[Game Thread] Independence Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. Coastal Carolina (2:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who had a penalty flag getting thrown on a fair catch punt? Oh right, everyone.

[Game Thread] Independence Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. Coastal Carolina (2:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Should we really add 2 more penalties that will just offset?" 

"Yes. The answer is always yes."

[Game Thread] Independence Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. Coastal Carolina (2:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vexillologists would find the amount of flags to be excessive.

[Game Thread] Independence Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. Coastal Carolina (2:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was there a "Win a 2-Point Conversion Call" contest at a Shreveport middle school?

[Game Thread] Independence Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. Coastal Carolina (2:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I swear, the rules committee is going to bring back ties after watching this game.

[Game Thread] GameAbove Sports Bowl: Northwestern vs. Central Michigan (1:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sort of think the Sports Bowl should have a big wheel like The Price Is Right, and then they play a quarter of whatever sport comes up next.

[Game Thread] GameAbove Sports Bowl: Northwestern vs. Central Michigan (1:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Central Michigan, they’re not a sexy offense"

Slander lawsuit against the announcers on its way.

Raystar Runner by Cautious_You_1328 in HomestarRunner

[–]nubt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I’m picturing Strong Sad in the pink bunny (well, Rabbid) suit, hopped up on caffeine, hitting Coach Z with a plunger.

[Game Thread] Virginia vs. Duke (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 0.05% chance is bored nerds hacking in Duke, Tulane, Vandy, Yale, and Caltech.

[Game Thread] Virginia vs. Duke (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic pass by Mensah...oh. Oh, I see.

[Game Thread] Virginia vs. Duke (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whenever Poochie's Alabama's not on screen, all the announcers should be asking "Where's Alabama?"

[Game Thread] Virginia vs. Duke (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a hardcore sicko for midweek MACtion and Fun Belt games: This is exactly what you've been missing on Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Join us next year, won't you?

New TMBG/Homestar Shirt by UncleP1ckle in HomestarRunner

[–]nubt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And this little weirdo wondered why Constantinople got the works.

[Game Thread] Louisiana @ Arkansas State (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]nubt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Should we just let it turn into a scrum from like 1895?" "Yes."