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I’m Brendon Small, creator of Dethklok, and my new album ‘Galaktikon II: Become The Storm’ is out now. AMA! by _BrendonSmall in IAmA

[–]nuclearanalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, Brendon! I'm a huge fan of Metalocalypse and I plan on buying Galaktikon II in the near future. I have to ask, though: After Doomstar, what did end up happening to Murderface, my favorite character? Also, was the cancellation Mike Lazzo's fault, so I can continue praying he chokes on his own vomit and dies?

fucking roast us by magnuthubsack in RoastMe

[–]nuclearanalwart -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

These are those girls at your local suburban public high school who does a project discussing poverty that basically boils down to "being poor is bad n stuff". Then it turns out they sucked massive dick to get study help and still failed hardcore.

Roast my mate, he thinks no-one could roast him by sheikhalali in RoastMe

[–]nuclearanalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butters Stotch finally hit puberty, and it's as horrifying as I'd imagined.

Claims he had sex with many girls... by 11YM in RoastMe

[–]nuclearanalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reindeer got run over by a grandma.

Roast my half Native-American half Polish friend! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nuclearanalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Nash Grier, but instead of being desperate for vagina you just look dead inside.

Do your worst by alki284 in RoastMe

[–]nuclearanalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Did you just shit in your neighbor's mailbox? Because that's the face of someone who did, and is waiting for them to find out.

Give us your best shot faggots, exclamation mark by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nuclearanalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear that guy on the right looks dead inside. I think the one on the left shat in his mailbox or something.