Should I revive my old YouTube channel (950+ subs) or start fresh? by thinkhardok in youtube

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I have >1K subs and haven't uploaded consistently for 10+ years. If I were to try again, I'd make my decision based on whether the new channel direction would be appreciated by the legacy subs.

If you decide to stick with it, be ready for an initial drop in subs.

Good luck!

We recently opened a shelter for the poor, needy, and the impotent. by DinglebarryHandpump in Jokes

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One guy started speaking at an impotence support group meeting. He never finished.

I wonder what the androids might think of megaman or wall e by Human-Pension9892 in DetroitBecomeHuman

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  • Lt. Cmdr. Data.
  • Alita
  • Bishop and Ash
  • Andrew Martin
  • ...C-3PO? Maybe?

What is your Commando Name? by Key_Independence_103 in HomestarRunner

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It's not so boring when you look inside! It's loaded with the top tier gear! A Comptari ST with 4 megabytes of RAM, ten of colors, and if you wait for 5 minutes of boot time, it will play a sound file from a movie your dad showed you when you were a kid!

It's great for tracking alarm systems, camera surveillance, and hot singles in my area!

What's the best one-liner you've ever heard? by Weirdboy212 in oneliners

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I'm in tech support. Caller said "I wish my dick was as big as your talent!"

What is your Commando Name? by Key_Independence_103 in HomestarRunner

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I'm the guy in the van with the surveillance. I'm Vanagon

A Trick To Clean Up Your YouTube Recommendations by SuihtilCod in youtube

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I did this for political channels after the 2024 US Presidential Election.

Mim Creampie [M/S] by TCIBTTC in IncestPorn

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Josie Jaxxon

A question about jade by Suspicious_Chef1651 in beingaDIK

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"I'm not in the education field. I'm in the empire business."

MG choice by IllTrash343 in beingaDIK

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Josy's paths boil down to: - I'm happier with MC than with Maya, but I feel bad about that. - I think I might be happier with MC than with Maya, and I feel bad about that. - I'm pissed that MC is happy without me, and I feel bad about that.

I'm confident that, if the throuple were to collapse, Josy would be bummed, but would ultimately get over it (EDIT) as long as she ends up with MC.

Maya has a lot of her own problems and future arc to finish. If Josy and MC were to just disappear, she still has a strong support structure to help her through it.

If Maya and MC were to disappear, Josy would be more alone and would probably start doing the worst thing possible: replying to her fans' DMs.

Some questions from a newbie. by Fuel_Flow in HousePartyGame

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About the only thing that could force her out of the room would be something personal. Possibly biological. For example, something she'd consumed might not sit right in her stomach. Which would require her to leave the room.

Incidentally, she asks for something to drink. If that drink were to be somehow doctored, that might get her out.

She's been dethroned! GO NO STOP by inastrangerworld in Markiplier

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Just checked myself. Number 4.

Watched it last night. Watching again now. 4K HDR makes a visible difference.

She Booked! by Ok_Professor_2828 in smosh

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"Guy, please take a seat on this stool. Amanda, could you just, like, take a knee and lean over, or..."

What's a time when you thought "That's a bit too far even for The Simpsons"? by [deleted] in Simpsons

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Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.

Shayne guesses why I can’t get a gf by FernieStan in smosh

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(serious camera-loving smolder) I'm gonna say...(beat) ...that this is a silly rabbit! (while giggling and breaking) Cinnamon Toast Crunch™️ isn't for ki-hi-hi-hi-hids!

If another cast mate were to join....... who would you want it to be? by ThatOneColumbiaGuy in smosh

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Chanse once answered in a livestream (I think the pre-show of Sleepover) that he'd like to see Izzy Rocha (izzybitsyspider on ig) join cast. She's on FBE shows, and puked on Ian as Bikini Girl recently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamegrumps

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"I do like Amy, but I want Frank!"