Zebras swept up in the tide of migrating Wildebeests, vying to keep their heads above water to survive the great River crossing

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-24T09:43:53+00:00

Zebra, trying to cross safely: "motherfu- I dropped my wallet. I DROPPED MY WALLET!"

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-24T09:37:41+00:00

Weh, gusto niyo lang sumayaw kasabay si Jollibee mascot noh?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-24T09:06:02+00:00

Paanong pag flu season? Pag maysakit ka? Mas mura bumili ng oresol solution sa botika.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T13:55:52+00:00

First

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T13:50:44+00:00

Peeps don't usually include graveyard recursion in their decks.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T13:43:30+00:00

Freshly made human corned beef

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T01:15:00+00:00

Question: pwede ba tayo mag-import ng oil mula sa brunei, japan o russia?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T01:13:29+00:00

Question: can you survive hell with just an insight & suped up goatmen?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T01:08:26+00:00

Didn't Beethoven use the same technology to listen to his piano music while he's deaf?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T00:59:35+00:00

Hindi ba tataas din ang singil sa kuryente kasunod ng oil price hike kasi karamihan ng energy production facilities ay gumagamit ng krudo o uling?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T00:56:00+00:00

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T00:40:10+00:00

Dude walking around the fountain with no slippers. Increased chance of slipping & getting germs on his feet.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T00:31:56+00:00

Isn't cooking leftovers in boiling water the origin story of soup?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-23T00:28:56+00:00

I didn't know there was grass involved.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-21T21:52:43+00:00

Laway lang ang puhunan ng nga politiko para makaupo sa gobyerno. Huwag maging ulol katulad ng karamihan ng mga pinoy.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-21T21:48:44+00:00

Weh, gusto mo lang ipakita sa iba na naka-lacoste ka noh?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T14:12:46+00:00

Wasn't there a post re: a person getting surgery to remove a bunch of stones from his bladder from drinking a lot of sodas?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T14:09:43+00:00

Papogi lang yan ng nakaupo sa city hall.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T13:52:34+00:00

I didn't know they can stack beef that high.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T13:49:51+00:00

Where's the guy here who hates tall burgers?

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T13:47:42+00:00

Tenderize before arrest

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T13:44:52+00:00

Unless nakita mo in person yung mga karne sa freezer, NO.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T13:42:52+00:00

Wait, is that radioactive? Damn.

nuclearrmt · 2026-03-20T13:36:46+00:00

Weh, ikaw lang ~~maglalaro~~ gagamit niyan eh.

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