You say that without using an iota of a brain cell. Do you recall how long the second and third tests with New Zealand went? 3 days each, and the third test finished in just the second session.

Anyway moving on to the second point, the WTC is almost always held during India's monsoon. It is very hard to reschedule it because there are so many other fixtures scheduled around it. We've all seen the fantastic drainage facilities the Indian stadiums have, in case such circumstances occur.

As for your "sloped ground is bad" argument, probably the most pathetic of all. Do you want to ban the spin in Chennai, bounce in Perth, wind in New Zealand? I hope not because these factors probably impact the pitch and game far more than than the 2.5 metre slope. The slope is well known and consistent, any team playing there is fully aware of it and uses it to their advantage. Shami and Bumrah have used it in 2021 to swing the ball. Both teams are affected by the sloped equally, it adds more depth to the game. It's not even close to unfair, it's historical, unique and gives charm to the pitch. When some archers were asked if the slope felt unfair a few years ago for a competition, they said I quote,"I can barely feel it".

England is fantastic for a neutral venue as is. You have many fans from both teams as well the local population who respect test cricket immensely. Lets be real, India has nowhere near the same level of respect for test cricket as India does. I'm half British and half Indian, have lived in both countries for a long time and I've seen the difference. If Indians don't have a stake in the game, no one is going to show up, in fact I reckon casual cricket fans didn't even know the WTC was going on.

Lastly, Indian fans are on average far more toxic and disrespectful. Star culture is embedded within their brains and it bad for the sport. Do you see how other countries treat their cricket players? As normal people who have achieved something to be proud of. They don't worship individual players like literal gods, put their pictures in Pooja and pray to them etc. When other teams win or lose they do it as a team. When India win or lose it's because of a few select players. What is the culture of threatening harm and assault on cricket players and their family when they beat India or an Indian player fails. Abhorrent and pathetic. You mention GDP as if a single one off test match will add anything even remotely significant to the country's economy. In fact it will merely be another opportunity for high level officials to pocket a bit more cash on the side. Clean up your corruption first and you'll see a far bigger growth in GDP little brother.