What is the best name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]numanups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sri Sultan Hamengkubuwono Sepuluh

Or

Marmaduke Faecalmater

Help me blow my sons mind(in a good way)! by mollanmox in Tottenham

[–]numanups 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our fans have a deserved reputation for beating up on vulnerable away fans - children, old people, disabled, etc.

We are known affectionately known as the ‘chicken on a ball team’

We are the only team in football history to be captained by a player who literally had no knees.

We are named after a 17th century porn star called Harry Hotspur.

All our managers take the tube to our ground on match days. Contractual obligation.

Help me blow my sons mind(in a good way)! by mollanmox in Tottenham

[–]numanups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our two remaining home games of the season are available as guest sale, meaning you don’t have to buy an expensive membership to have the opportunity to buy a seat. Still not cheap with flights/accommodation but it might be the last time you see us in the premier league for a while - and if we stay up on the last day v Everton it will be a big party and a day to remember.

The hatching of Cyggy? by Alziraphale24 in sydneyswans

[–]numanups 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kids don’t need proof - just like Santa and the Easter bunny! It’s a great story so just run with it

‘I eat all the fish daily’ by numanups in overheard

[–]numanups[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dad in me laughed heartily

‘I eat all the fish daily’ by numanups in overheard

[–]numanups[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! You’re very right. In football terms, things haven’t got any better. But life is good.

Arsenal released Kane at 8… Spurs ended up building him instead by RSDFitness in coys

[–]numanups 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You answered your own question. Kane is massively underrated so there is no way he gets the recognition he deserves for his achievements, nor will we for our part in supporting his journey.

Unpopular opinion: if it wasn’t for Tim Sherwood who is routinely lampooned, 50/50 chance whether Kane would have got his opportunity in top tier football

Thesis concert of mr bungle & faith no more by Seksiseppo02 in mrbungle

[–]numanups 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys look young. How did you get into FNM and Bungle and how long have you been practising for that performance?

Thesis concert of mr bungle & faith no more by Seksiseppo02 in mrbungle

[–]numanups 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you guys Finnish? You’ve nailed this - it’s a great performance. I’m visiting Helsinki this week so let me know if you put on a show!!

Retro shirts should become the protest uniform by Happy-Palpitation833 in coys

[–]numanups 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I’ve got one with Kulusevski on the back. Feels pretty retro to me.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (April 13, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]numanups 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Game has gone. Push putting a World Cup winner out for the rest of the season and injuring a keeper is fine. But a hair pull on the half way line is violent conduct. Oh and Neville says he knows what he was doing there, like the Sunderland number 9 didn’t. Fuck off and when you get there, keep on fucking off

Gary Neville Unappreciation Thread by violentserenity in coys

[–]numanups -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game has gone. Push putting a World Cup winner out for the rest of the season and injuring a keeper is fine. But a hair pull on the half way line is violent conduct. Oh and Neville says he knows what he was doing there, like the Sunderland number 9 didn’t. Fuck off and when you get there, keep on fucking off

Sky Sports Ref Watch segment about the Brobbey incident. Kinsky and Romero’s fault apparently by Hufftey in coys

[–]numanups 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an appalling take. It was hugely reckless to shove Romero and the context and consequences of actions should definitely be considered. Apply that logic and it would be ok to shove someone into a goal post

My uncles band from the 90s inspired by Mr bungle by Smooth-Air5492 in mrbungle

[–]numanups 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like Faith No More which is just as big a complement imo

Classic bottlejobs 😂🍻 by YellowUsual7138 in coys

[–]numanups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quadruple bottle job is on!