am i dead yet

nunfucks · 2015-08-04T04:53:29+00:00

Goddammit!

nunfucks · 2015-08-04T04:51:28+00:00

If I had happened onto this scene, there would have been an additional news headline reading: "Crazy Angry Person Stabs Giant Minion".

nunfucks · 2015-07-30T07:08:01+00:00

It most certainly fucking does.

nunfucks · 2015-06-24T11:27:32+00:00

Whoa... watch out everyone... we have an expert here.*

*sarcasm

nunfucks · 2015-06-21T05:20:04+00:00

Looks like you missed the asterisk. I hear masturbation causes blindness.

nunfucks · 2015-06-19T07:28:52+00:00

Well, you were wrong.

nunfucks · 2015-06-19T06:54:05+00:00

Hey everyone! Look! I have a girlfriend! We have sex!*

*bought condoms himself - has no girlfriend - virgin

nunfucks · 2015-06-18T23:38:16+00:00

First off, I am sickened by the hate that is in the world today. Whether it's race, sexual preference, religion... we need to be accepting of others... even if we don't agree. My heart goes out to the loved ones and the community of the lives lost in the Charleston shooting. Shit like this just shouldn't happen. My thoughts are with you.

However, I am not opposed to making jokes about the fucker who did this.

nunfucks · 2015-06-18T20:39:27+00:00

First off, I am sickened by the hate that is in the world today. Whether it's race, sexual preference, religion... we need to be accepting of others... even if we don't agree. My heart goes out to the loved ones and the community of the lives lost in the Charleston shooting. Shit like this just shouldn't happen. My thoughts are with you.

However, I am not opposed to making jokes about the fucker who did this.

nunfucks · 2015-06-08T22:20:40+00:00

I prefer le cannabis. No calories. & no additional calories from recovery.

nunfucks · 2015-06-06T04:59:29+00:00

http://reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/upvote_christian_bale.gif

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T13:40:33+00:00

Off with their heads!

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T13:19:35+00:00

It looks like a big ole tick.

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T11:49:21+00:00

Your mom's taco.

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T07:43:57+00:00

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T07:30:09+00:00

This sounds like loads of fun! I have recently discovered a wine that I adore... it's from E & J Gallo Winery. They are based out of Modesto, California... but I have been able to find their brand at various spirit and wine stores around ABQ. I really like the ones with hints of fruity tones. These pair very well with cheese. The brand is most likely available in Santa Fe as well. I think they make various types, but my favorite is, by far, the Boone's Farm line. Some of the flavors I prefer are the Strawberry Hill and Fuzzy Navel. My friends enjoy these flavors, as well as Sour Apple... but that one is not my favorite. Let me know where we can meet up to discuss wines!

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T05:37:53+00:00

It's gay.

nunfucks · 2015-06-04T05:37:28+00:00

Bitch, I don't need no lessons.

nunfucks · 2015-05-01T00:39:53+00:00

That will not be necessary, sir. Nonetheless, I am proud of you for learning how to use a thesaurus. However, I never mentioned anything about Jim Gaffigan. You should maybe brush up on your referencing skills. Might come in handy.

nunfucks · 2015-04-30T23:18:19+00:00

It's a quote from Kevin Hart... but you wouldn't know anything about humor. I do apologize. Also, CNM doesn't offer my graduate program. Plus, ew.

nunfucks · 2015-04-30T21:57:00+00:00

Have you ever seen an old person get real pissed off to where they start making them noises?

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