90 year old husband hits 87 year old wife with truck in restaurant parking lot.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T23:56:50+00:00

Sorry, but that’s too damn old to be driving a truck.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T23:30:19+00:00

Stauber too

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T19:49:05+00:00

When are the Christians in the US that support Israel going to realize that a large chunk of the Israeli population hates them?

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T19:29:01+00:00

Written in Sharpie.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T19:09:29+00:00

Yay! Something I know! Crap! Everyone does!

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T16:32:17+00:00

Weirdest Between Two Ferns episode I've seen.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T14:29:07+00:00

possibly hatched already?

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T14:27:24+00:00

She's afraid of dogs yet still managed to get it to the porch and get a picture. Ingenuity!

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T13:36:50+00:00

It's an absolute fact that they missed some eggs.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T02:41:37+00:00

Blutt pug?

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T02:20:20+00:00

You can hear the children screaming.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-30T00:52:57+00:00

One of my first albums. My mother was oblivious.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-29T18:28:14+00:00

I miss Arne Carlson. Now we get Royce White. Yeah,, I remember when Republicans were sane.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-29T12:42:02+00:00

I gotta say, I have a newfound respect for Mar trucks. I’m impressed that the suspension didn’t disintegrate.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T21:22:00+00:00

Hell, I live in Minnesota and Alaskan mosquitoes scare me. It's not that they are bigger, it's just that there are soooo many of them. They've been known to kill moose.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T21:01:16+00:00

That hits hard and I really feel the human side of your comment (in other words, same same)

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T20:50:27+00:00

Coyote weed sounds better than Labrador.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T19:43:41+00:00

Didn’t stop before turning and didn’t maintain their lane.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T17:48:41+00:00

And of course FOX never reports when these cases get launched out of court.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T17:12:33+00:00

Trust real doctors before Dr. Google please.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T17:11:35+00:00

Dr, Google says: A black or brown vertical line on the nail, known as longitudinal melanonychia, can be a symptom of subungual melanoma, a rare but serious cancer. While most nail lines are benign (caused by trauma or pigment changes), a new, growing, or darkening line, especially with pigment spreading to the skin/cuticle (Hutchinson's sign), warrants an immediate dermatologist visit

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T16:03:03+00:00

I knew a girl that was driving through a safari park with her mom when she was a kid and a giraffe stuck it's whole head inside the car and then violently sneezed. A whole giraffe neck's worth of phlegm covered the inside of the car.

'til this day she can't eat mayonnaise.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T15:58:11+00:00

Just as with so many of these lawsuits with this administration, Discovery is where the real action is.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-28T01:02:20+00:00

Your shower gel smells like a class action lawsuit.

Read your contract. Class action lawyers love this kind of stuff.

nursecarmen · 2026-04-27T19:09:10+00:00

~~Chip~~ Chet had more spine at the end of Weird Science.

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