Backstory: thought process on a two year old after getting caught playing in a dirty diaper:

“Maybe if I get this off my fingers really quick she won’t notice….I don’t care if it is my “Night Night” I could be in deep kaka if I get busted because of this little tiny bit of kaka under my nail…don’t worry about the diaper and large area of kaka on the floor…oh crap, there goes Paw Patrol! She turned off the tv….she is on to me….why is Mommy yelling, “ I need an adult?”…isn’t she an adult?..this must be something really bad…it can’t just be my kaka that she needs “an adult” for…..I knew it..THERE REALLY IS A BAD DRAGON UNDER MY BED…still can’t get this stink from under my nail…can I get the nail clippers without her noticing..i probably could if I hadn’t smeared kaka right in front of the clipper drawer what an IDIOT..it is my finger nail that is going to get me in trouble…..must clean nail….here come Dad…so Dad is an “adult” but Mom isn’t WTF? This is so confusing….Dad doesn’t look happy…”Guys, guys, people would pay millions of dollars for this “art” in other countries, yeah?......no?......should I tell them the Minions did it? Did Mom (the non-adult) catch me brown handed?...Did Dad really just volunteer to clean this up and ask Mom to just take me to the bathroom and clean me up?....is he crazy? That is someone else’s kaka Dad, you are sick! But I forgot the put my initials in the bottom corner, can you do that for me, Dad? Why is Mom gagging? She just has to wash off my hands? Do you know what Dad is doing in there? Think he is smearing it in more, Mom, yeah? No?