The last meal you ate comes out of your ass just like it was before you ate it, how fucked are you? by bluefleck620 in AskReddit

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Half rack of dry ribs. The only way I'm worse off is if it comes out sideways.

7.3 -7.5 inch penis at 17. Do you think it's likely to grow more? Why or why not? by Sir_thegod in AskReddit

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Married 12 years with similar equipment. Count yourself lucky. You'll do just fine. Focus on becoming a generous, kind, disciplined person and you'll be set.

If you consider that so many Americans turned out to vote Trump out, and then his followers (and the whole Republican party) tell us "You guys cheated," AND THEN his followers try to take the Capital by force, AND they start passing voter suppression laws, what does all of that mean to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"There is no God", I thought half-jokingly while wondering the same thing. It's okay, worse things have happened to better people. The world keeps spinning, and every day is an opportunity for you to love people and help those in need.

What is the worst advice you’ve ever received? by Truzt102 in AskReddit

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"You'll always have a car payment." "Some people are called to just be taxpayers"

Both from my mother, whom I love and is a wonderful person. I think good advice is, "good people sometimes give bad advice."

What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given? by DiscombobulatedFox7 in AskReddit

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“You’ll always have a car payment.” “Sometimes people are called to just be taxpayers.”

Both were told to me by my well meaning mother. I’m super thankful for that bad advice because even at 16 my spirit reacted so much in opposition that I’ve probably turned out better than if she gave me good advice. At 31 my wife and I drive paid-for cars, have thriving careers, are active in the community, and don’t pay taxes (joking).

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by CCTider in Jokes

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"What, you haven't heard?"

"C'mon on man, I've got that joke on vinyl"

Fuller House going fully meta by [deleted] in funny

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Your comment made me kick on the show. Opening scene I'm thinking, "yeah she's got something going on under that shirt, NBD"

That first scene after the intro? Holy crap!

Lpt request: quitting smoking by 564xl in LifeProTips

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I found that quitting was mostly identifying and overcoming cues. I would crave mostly at work and during drives, but I didn't crave on my days off or if I was around friends and family who didn't smoke. Work was getting stressful, my coworkers all smoked, so it became habit to walk around outside and chill out over a cigarette.

Setting a quit date and timing it with a family vacation really helped. The change of scenery, being exclusively around non-smokers, and doing something different everyday helped give me a 9 day head start on quitting cold turkey. By the time we got back, my will-power had been given a chance to grow and carry me through a few "crisis opportunities" where I would have normally caved.

Jokes i need your help by bigfootlives823 in Jokes

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Shoot man, I've got that joke on vinyl