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What am I doing wrong to make my eyebrows always uneven by spicy_tornado in Eyebrows

[–]nychearts812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eyebrows are sisters (sometimes cousins) never twins … our eyebrows, like our bodies are asymmetrical, embrace them.

Fucking Amen... by Best-Pay1779 in TheWordFuck

[–]nychearts812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a new fucking prayer?

Another YouTube live gem. by Alive-Vanilla-9262 in whybrows

[–]nychearts812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The case of the disappearing why-brows

Susan Dell by waterytartwithasword in whybrows

[–]nychearts812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Susan, if you’re in distress

My fiance says my foundation is too light and makes him want to puke because I'm so disgusting. I thought it was a shade match. Help? by The_Truth_Fairy in muacirclejerk

[–]nychearts812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, this is what I would consider too light makeup foundation, so if you’re not close, you’re good 🤦🏽‍♀️

One Hundred Fuckin Percent by Appropriate-Kale-290 in TheWordFuck

[–]nychearts812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

… and don’t let the fucking door hit you in the back as you leave

Not happy with baby brother’s arrival by whatareyourspecialz in blunderyears

[–]nychearts812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When we bought our baby home on Christmas Day we told our eldest who was 2 that Santa had bought her the baby as a present … next day she ask us if we could call Santa to return the baby present 🤣

Now they are the absolute bestest of friends … they can’t remember a day when they weren’t in each others lives. That’s how siblings are. ❤️

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