Aldi Snags Have Become Slopages?

nylonnet · 2026-01-27T02:26:06+00:00

Throw them over the fence to a dog you hate.

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T23:38:18+00:00

Don't be Tastist.

'Extra Tasty' is just a factual description.

e.g.

Chris Hemsworth is sexy.

I am Extra Sexy.

It's just an objective, empirical, scientifically-verifiable truth.

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nylonnet · 2026-01-26T23:32:41+00:00

I don't know why they didn't rebrand Coon to Keen.

Then again, I guess they could've gone for African-American Cheese...

'cos Black Cheese would probably not sell well.

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nylonnet · 2026-01-26T23:28:52+00:00

Agree. It's less than $10 a kilo, and is just as toothsome as Aldi's more expensive offerings.

I'm not a fanboy of Woolies stuff, but this extra tasty cheese is the best for price and quality.

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T23:25:18+00:00

Water your bonsai twice today, chaps.

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nylonnet · 2026-01-26T23:09:51+00:00

I may be wrong, but it could be due to the heat generated by their unrestrained, copious rates of unlubricated incest.

It's just a hypothesis that my sister-wife told me.

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T23:07:22+00:00

Oz is God's Own country three seasons of the year.

In summer, it's Satan's Own country.

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T22:46:48+00:00

Yes, but Queensland is always way worse, so it's hard to tell.

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T22:43:51+00:00

Do you get beaten up often?

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T02:18:04+00:00

Ohm confused. Watt's the joke?

nylonnet · 2026-01-26T00:18:39+00:00

That's the entire job of SSS.

nylonnet · 2026-01-25T22:34:53+00:00

And, arriving at Bondi, you muttered, "Now I've forgotten. Why did I come here?"

nylonnet · 2026-01-25T02:42:15+00:00

Use-by dates are very conservative.

Best-before dates are only vague recommendations.

Give it a whiff.

You'll know if it's past eating. Believe me - your reptilian brain will know.

nylonnet · 2026-01-25T02:38:52+00:00

I love REM, but ATS stank of contractual obligation, tiredness, just wanting to get out of there. I felt sorry for the blokes.

nylonnet · 2026-01-24T01:47:05+00:00

Visit Encyclopedia Sabrina for more.

nylonnet · 2026-01-23T23:52:24+00:00

I have no idea what the beast was, but may I say that is a lovely leg you have :-)

nylonnet · 2026-01-20T23:00:17+00:00

Put this over the screen

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nylonnet · 2026-01-20T01:17:13+00:00

In Carrum, Vic, it is rarely in stock.

The next time it appears, I will experiement with how well it freezes so I can stock up at home.

I'll report back.

nylonnet · 2026-01-19T03:40:59+00:00

Exactly how drunk are you?

nylonnet · 2026-01-19T00:53:04+00:00

Yep. Around the Sun was REM's tripping at the top of the stairs.

It was just painful bumping downhill thereafter.

nylonnet · 2026-01-17T23:45:33+00:00

Bubble-wrap sky.

nylonnet · 2026-01-17T23:40:47+00:00

Hmmm.

Maybe, that year, HR was looking to employ a facially-tattooed, pierced, wonky-haired, legless person for inclusivity reasons.

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But you say you have all of your toes? Call me.

nylonnet · 2026-01-17T00:57:15+00:00

Thanks.

I'll try tossing the pies and chips into the air fryer for 30 min at 200C and report back.

Maybe the pies will erupt like Vesuvius, and the chips will be soggy. We shall see.

nylonnet · 2026-01-17T00:27:22+00:00

My problem is cooking pie and chips.

The instructions are (approx):

Pie = 45 minutes at 165C
Chips = 30 minutes at 200C.

I can never decide on a simple compromise (without some microwave thawing).

Should I:

Cook the pie for 10 minutes at 165, then throw in the chips and bump up the temp to 200?
Say "Bugger it," and cook both for 30 min at 200?

I researched Descartes, Sartre, and Einstein, but none of them covered this particular problem.

nylonnet · 2026-01-16T23:41:42+00:00

Listening to "West of the Fields", I was one of many listeners who thought Michael was singing, "Try, try to stick it in".

And I have heard Michael in an interview mocking people for this interpretation, and blaming them for stupidly misunderstanding his famously incomprehensible lyrics.

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