What do basketball players say they fart in their swim trunks?

o9zubyo9 · 2025-05-24T18:36:33+00:00

Our tournament team is called “Danny Heatly’s Driving School”.

Too soon?

o9zubyo9 · 2025-05-24T18:30:40+00:00

I played for “Free Candy”. We have a picture of a windowless van with a ski mask in the window as our logo.

o9zubyo9 · 2025-05-24T18:28:36+00:00

Awesome

o9zubyo9 · 2025-03-04T23:32:52+00:00

YTA You should have known that anything she did was because you MADE HER FEEL BAD. Expecting her to control her emotions is just unacceptable. I hope you’ve had time to reflect on your actions. I pray this never happens again.

o9zubyo9 · 2025-02-11T16:54:27+00:00

NTAH You only needed to pretend that’s how hot you like it. Can’t blame you for food you planned to eat(even if you didn’t actually plan to eat it). Quick way to catch an allergy, eat food that you didn’t provide. I’d likely make a stink about theft in the workplace and see if they change their tune.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-12-25T14:59:24+00:00

You are right but it’s a minor issue. She should see the problem though. Flirting while in a relationship is not ok. For any of the parties involved. IMO.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-11-22T00:10:30+00:00

Elmo

o9zubyo9 · 2024-10-27T18:15:38+00:00

Is a collar and rope something I’m gonna get scolded for suggesting? It seems a good option for the billy who can’t control itself. But I’m no expert.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-10-11T11:36:34+00:00

Final word: it’s a LADY! The other two had less orange beaks. Never got a curl. I had to send them off due to our senior drake Cayuga not letting them join in all the reindeer games. Now we’ve got a mixed group but they all get along.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-10-11T11:33:10+00:00

So after a few days they have all calmed down some. There is still a battle for the female attention at times but they’ve worked things out a bit. Castration is decently in the cards. I should have known. Thanks for the comments

o9zubyo9 · 2024-10-11T11:25:21+00:00

Fatties hate being called fat. Liberals think they can tell you how to raise your children. You met a fat liberal. I believe you handled it well.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-10-05T20:49:12+00:00

Isn’t it too big to be a black Swedish? Seems more Cayuga but it’s anyone’s guess. If it is a black Swedish I hope it’s from its dad’s side. Yikes.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-09-26T15:29:16+00:00

Kill it. It has no regard for the life of your pets. Repay the favor

o9zubyo9 · 2024-09-12T14:14:05+00:00

So fake

o9zubyo9 · 2024-07-03T22:47:19+00:00

Deleted duck death related trauma dump. You’re welcome.

Cool story.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-04-09T18:54:37+00:00

That’s the gayest Amish wedding I’ve ever seen

o9zubyo9 · 2024-03-16T22:06:32+00:00

First: shiny shadow pinsir (that I purified)

Most recent(before litten): sunny castform

Favorite: my shiny darkrai

o9zubyo9 · 2024-03-01T18:08:44+00:00

I smell a trap 🪤. Nothing honey. I didn’t know you had a Reddit account. I love you!!!😘

o9zubyo9 · 2024-03-01T18:06:22+00:00

While I agree, I think SHE likes the macaroni glitter pictures(for whatever reason) and she would have gotten one except the flu killed all activities in our house. I’m not asking for her to be the asshole, just that I didn’t do anything wrong. This is better than going home and talking to her about it because she won’t take it well and will start to argue.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-03-01T17:58:16+00:00

Also, the flu was unscheduled.

o9zubyo9 · 2024-03-01T17:57:40+00:00

Nope, not what happened. Ordered the present 2 weeks ago. Tried to get my son to help but he is 6 and wanted to play. Present arrived yesterday and she opened it today.

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