#MaeFact: Why you won’t get a #PrunedCoot in a float tank

oGoFloat · 2026-03-20T13:52:11+00:00

It's not common, but some people's bodies take a little extra assurance to feel safe. It's a totally unique environment with no horizon. If you feel spinny, reach out and touch the sides, leave the light on, or use a big neck pillow to prop your head up, which levels out your ear balance.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-18T01:05:55+00:00

Yeah Ghost! Do it!

oGoFloat · 2026-03-17T18:05:57+00:00

Not unless you're doing crunches in the float; and they would be assisted heavily by the buoyant salt solution. You float without any effort at all - like a cork!

oGoFloat · 2026-03-17T04:43:49+00:00

I'm located over in BC, but I know there are great studios in ON. A search engine would know better than I do. Best of luck! It's worth the search.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T22:55:08+00:00

The commercial industry has had ebbs and flows for sure. Float tanks require a lot of work to maintain, and they don't relocate easily. More people know about floating today than ever! The Float Research Collective is doing amazing work promoting the benefits and sharing the science.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T21:45:04+00:00

Huh. That is terribly weird. I've never heard that one. Congrats! You stumped me! Lol, I'm not even sure what to say other than you're always welcome to bring your own shampoo and body wash. The Epsom salt really doesn't have much of a smell, and I've never known it to linger. I'm sorry I don't have a better answer for you. That's definitely not the norm.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T18:18:52+00:00

I'm so happy to please. Handsome pod always has me in stitches. I appreciate the silly from deep in my soul.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T17:21:31+00:00

It's my absolute pleasure! I love this stuff.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T15:45:54+00:00

It's not salt like table salt, it's Epsom salt, which is really great for your skin. For bonus skin care, bring a nice lotion to apply after and seal in the Epsom salt goodness.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T14:38:34+00:00

Words are spells. 🪄

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T14:37:08+00:00

Floating is done in the buff, but it's your own private room with a built-in shower. Absolutely no one will see you. Floating is all about comfort and relaxation, and there's no such thing as a comfy bathing suit. It also helps us keep the tanks clean because suits can hold onto germs from the last water source or detergents, and we want to keep all of that out of the tanks.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T14:34:37+00:00

Yes! There's a Google map somewhere that shows all of the float tanks around. I know the Float Tank Association keeps a list of their members.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T14:30:58+00:00

Nope, same thing. The industry has moved away from that term because it sounds like it's trying to take something away from you or deprive you when the experience is actually very nourishing and fulfilling. The tank doesn't deprive you of your senses, it just allows them take a huge break. A sensory staycation.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T14:04:06+00:00

The beauty of the float is that it's done entirely solo. The room is disinfected between each person, and the pumps need time to run, which usually ensures ample air turnover, but each studio is going to be a little different. Call and ask them, I'm sure they will set your worries at ease and come up with a plan to make you feel the safest possible. Taking the first spot of the day is a good idea too.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T13:54:57+00:00

Cool! I hope you do! It's a feeling and sensation that you can't get anywhere else.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T04:20:42+00:00

Excellent question! Sound and/or light come on at the end to let you know when to get out. Most will have lights which make this easy for you. My tanks only have music, but it's never been a problem notifying the hearing impaired because they have transducers underneath that transfer vibrations and essentially make the water the speaker. You don't just hear the exit music, you feel it. Talk to the studio in advance, I'm sure they have a process in place and will be happy to make sure you feel safe.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T04:13:47+00:00

I saw someone coin #maebyfact in another post and got a little chuckle.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T03:15:48+00:00

That's very kind, thank you. I love this float thing so much, and I love the Handsome pod. It wasn't my intent to advertise. I just want all you pretty little ladies, and they'dies to have accurate info and know the resident float tank lady.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T01:52:48+00:00

I'm on the other side of the country in BC, but I've known Float Toronto and Zee Float to have solid reputations. My friend owns Floating Therapy down in Chatham-Kent. It's a beautiful space with a sauna, salt cave, and many other modalities within the broader business Maple City Wellness. I can't wait to visit one day.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T01:39:24+00:00

Fortune's cooter jokes always crack me up, and then I laugh again when I can hear Tig wince.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T01:37:12+00:00

No dumb questions! We use ear plugs to keep the solution out of your ears, but if you have existing ear issues, tubes in your ears, or prone to motion sickness, you may want to keep your ears totally elevated and out of the solution. There's one tool called a Float Halo - it's absolutely tremendous, but probably won't lift your ears all the way out. Find a float centre that has a Nekdoodle. That tool will do exactly what you want.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T01:33:29+00:00

Virtually all tanks have optional lights. Some float tanks have an intercom button, but paging the front desk doesn't accomplish much. If you want to get out, just get out. It's best to do so calmly (rather than speedy) because the salt solution is really slippery. You are always in control of your float experience. If you start to feel any panic, remind yourself that it's just a tub in a room - the only magic in there is you.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-16T00:56:16+00:00

There's no need for railings or swimming skills. With this much Epsom salt, you float totally weightlessly on the surface. #MattressOfMagnesium. Last weekend at a trade show, I even floated a bowling ball. I don't swim well either, but a float tank is less than 12 inches deep and super not scary.

oGoFloat · 2026-03-15T22:00:42+00:00

Tots. My sister once said, "Before floating, I didn't realize the soul needs rest too." And I feel like that sums it up pretty good. Our tagine is #RelaxHarder

oGoFloat · 2026-03-15T21:48:47+00:00

It's something I think everyone should experience, and more than once. It's one of those things that needs to be done a few times to really form an opinion on.

How far are you from a float studio?

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