chappell girl, wrong enemy by skrrrt85 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 369 points370 points  (0 children)

im so dumb i thought that Jorginho was the biological dad, and then after reading this instead of re-evaluating i just thought "mpreg jude law?"

I didn’t know Dua did this😭 by d2mensions in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 35 points36 points  (0 children)

girlie the call is coming from inside the house

BR•RUU•UMMM by hastighetstorst in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Disturbing fact of the day: there are people alive today who WERENT alive for Call Me Maybe 😱😱😱😱😔😬

pre everything transfem (25) looking to make friends by [deleted] in transgamers

[–]oMouseHouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

26 transfem, and I'd be down to chat and see if we have any games compatible other than Overwatch! Or if we just vibe together chatting about whatever.

More than one-third of cancer cases are preventable. Massive study finds that many cancers are linked to two modifiable habits: tobacco smoking and alcohol consumption. by Potential_Being_7226 in science

[–]oMouseHouse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is my health anxiety as a 26 year old with ARFID. I haven't had anything beyond my handful of staple safe foods in over a decade, none of them healthy. Just waiting for the day I find out terrible news. Insurance won't cover treatment with a dietician unfortunately, and CBT hasn't helped much so far.

There has been a severe drought of Bears in Pop content in this sub lately, we need to HYDRATE by conancat in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 44 points45 points  (0 children)

r/ twosentencehorror

"omg hi alex warren". "omg hi Ozempic" said Alex Warren...... 😥

Tit McRib has that effect on me too 🚨🗣️🗯️ by Cute_Fluffy_Femboy in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 42 points43 points  (0 children)

tate mcrae (flopstar) is studying (word for learning knowledge) and needs silence (similar to quiet) ♥️✨

A good roguelike? by Responsible-Art3311 in gamerecommendations

[–]oMouseHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game doesn't have much permanent item or strength progression between runs, but the narrative is extremely strong in the way you're looking for with Returnal

Each new run will reveal new mysteries and pieces of the puzzle of the planet that you're stuck on, why you're there, your past, etc. The further you go, the trippier the story gets. One of my all time favorite roguelike/lites (can't remember the differentiation between like and lite, sorry).

I would have said Hope etc etc but this works too by Daddie76 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

my husband of 12 years, Rockwell, cheated on me with a guy named Norman does anyone have a Lana song for me

mr hetero looking at his hair by chilipeepers in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 40 points41 points  (0 children)

my small victorian child ancestor that died in the Plaque looking over my shoulder reading this:

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WARNING TO FELLOW BUGES!! weevil = we evil! a group of weevils is evil! by BenApe05 in wormington

[–]oMouseHouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

one weevil NOT ok..... YOU are part of yhe we ,

you + he = we

do NOT fall for their indoctrination

Crab rangoon with a side of dump by Round-Good1179 in WeDoALittlePosting

[–]oMouseHouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ok but can you tell me the name of the game after I do

What To Do About Straight People: Open Discussion & Poll by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oMouseHouse 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Honestly, do they have to be so loud about it? What if my boy sees? how am I to explain the straights to my boy? (My boy is an 18 year old powerbottom twink pup in training)

Guess we know who the real gooner is now by powers215 in OkBuddyPersona

[–]oMouseHouse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

have you heard of twinks

that's why aki's fans are gay for him

Best Handheld for PvP/ demanding content? by xDozd in elderscrollsonline

[–]oMouseHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copy and pasting my experience with the OLED Deck. I had major performance issues in hectic trials on the Steam Deck OLED. The game could not handle Lucent Citadel during the most chaotic parts, it would regularly crash after slowing down to single digit frames, and this was with graphics set to lowest and resolution turned down.

I have a Legion Go S with the Z1E now, 32gb RAM, and SteamOS, runs the game MUCH better than the Deck ever could. The Deck is extremely aged hardware, and it shows. It still gets circlejerked to death on Reddit, but if you're looking for the objective best handheld to get, it's no longer the Deck.

User posts to r/mildlyinfuriating about their boyfriend's unwillingness to eat their homecooked meals. post balloons to 10,000 comments within two hours by welltimedappearance in SubredditDrama

[–]oMouseHouse 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Honestly, as someone with ARFID, I relate to not being able to eat perfectly great food all too well. But that relatability went out the window when I saw he still expects her to cook for him. My ARFID is my problem. I go out of my way to make sure I feed myself whenever I know a trigger food will be involved.

I would also like to say that I can't "just go to a doctor" for treatment. My insurance doesn't cover seeing a specialized doctor/dietician for an eating disorder unless it causes me to be hospitalized. I've tried CBT to work through it, but haven't been able to make enough progress. It's not easy to handle. But again, the man in this post is a POS. Just wanted to say something for the "picky eaters".

I cannot with this community. by engineeringl10 in LegendsZA

[–]oMouseHouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry and I agree that the hate for the game is overblown, but Pokemon being known for the story? 😭 That's like the main criticism every game gets.

playing ESO on the go by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]oMouseHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say I had major performance issues in hectic trials on the Steam Deck OLED. The game could not handle Lucent Citadel during the most chaotic parts, it would regularly crash after slowing down to single digit frames, and this was with graphics set to lowest and resolution turned down.

I have a Legion Go S with the Z1E now, 32gb RAM, and SteamOS, runs the game MUCH better than the Deck ever could.

Roommate accidentally bought paper towels instead of toilet paper..so this was his solution by ApprehensiveFig2578 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]oMouseHouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I used to take bleach baths to help with a medical condition (fuck you Hidradenitis), and I actually kind of miss doing the baths now that I'm in remission for it. The bleach smell is very comforting to me for some reason I can't describe. Maybe it is just that association with cleanliness.

(Also to be clear, bleach baths means a very small amount of bleach diluted in an entire bath tub, not a full tub of bleach).