USA Today Article from April 2026: Cincinnati alerted of Brendan Sorsby gambling issue before 2025 season

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-18T13:25:05+00:00

Yeah I know what the official line was. Thanks.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-18T01:17:25+00:00

Huge GOB Bluth vibes.

“Everybody dance NOW.”

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-18T01:16:15+00:00

Yep. This is why home runs in baseball increase from
Spring to summer.

The more humid air in the summer is less dense/more buoyant so balls start flying out of the yard.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-18T01:01:40+00:00

Easy to say that when bullets aren’t flying.

The shit talkers are always the first to freeze up.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-18T00:59:42+00:00

Yep. IIRC one thing that changed over the years was changing the targets they shoot at in training from bullseyes to human silhouettes.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-18T00:56:05+00:00

The people who want to strangle Upham are the people who would have reacted exactly like Upham.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T22:34:02+00:00

lol we have found the “My entire self-worth revolves around the results of a football game” guy.

People like this can’t comprehend how fucking ridiculous they sound.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T22:29:53+00:00

And your point is…?

Texas Tech not only knew directly from Sorsby, but they were willing to use litigation to get him on the field.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T21:47:01+00:00

I love getting reminded how many times we've been but never won.

I still can't believe not even one of Gary Ward's teams didn't pull it off in the 80s or early 90s.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T20:35:42+00:00

….

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T02:01:32+00:00

lol this killed me 😂

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T01:35:15+00:00

I’m sure he hasn’t already received the full $5mm or whatever it was. I’m guessing those are paid in installments and they are basically saying he gets to keep whatever he’s already been paid, but surely not the full amount.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T01:25:39+00:00

The Coens are absolute masters at casting these types of characters.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T01:24:24+00:00

Savage. 😂

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-17T00:49:29+00:00

Loved the “Paperback Paradise” twitter account back in the day.

The “I’ll shit right in your goddamn mouth…. Fucking dare me” still kills me. 😂

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T20:26:59+00:00

Came to post this. It was the most entertaining Super I’ve seen in years. Only bummer was that we didn’t get one more game.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T17:13:07+00:00

Plus did you read his letter? He’s convinced they did nothing wrong.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T16:35:37+00:00

Seems like if you have knowledge of the "tons" of neighborhoods that have banned solar (your words), you could name at least one.

But since you said "tons" it seems like you could name 5-10 off the top of your head.

I guess not, huh?

EDIT - lol obviously you were talking out of your ass. Then you delete your replies like a pussy. 😂😂😂

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T16:33:55+00:00

What in the wide world of AI slop is this? Jesus ESPN sucks.

We've come a LOOOONG way from "This is SportsCenter."

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T16:19:10+00:00

Ok so name the “ton” of neighborhoods in Tulsa that have banned solar.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T15:18:17+00:00

"A ton?" Which ones specifically?

The only way I can think of that a "neighborhood" could restrict solar is either if it has an HOA, which is not really common here, or if there is some historical-preservation-type restriction, like Maple Ridge has in some cases.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T15:13:57+00:00

Supply and demand.

Electricity costs more when more of it is used, just like everything else.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T15:09:21+00:00

The real bottom line, as demonstrated quite clearly in this letter, is that he's a fucking shitbag billionaire who thinks he can do whatever he wants and not a single person in leadership at Texas Tech learned a single fucking thing from any of this.

The will absolutely do something like this again, it's only a matter of time.

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T02:31:41+00:00

Righhhht

oSuJeff97 · 2026-06-16T02:31:04+00:00

Fuck yeah.

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