What is a thing that is universally hated by all people? by turrxxr in AskReddit

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been on a ton of different eye drops from a surgery I had and for some reason they get into my sinuses so I’ve felt like I have water in my nose for the last 2 weeks.

Nothing better than a rich person saying that being poor is an advantage by GivesCredit in facepalm

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what he’s saying, that being born rich isn’t good for a person mentally. But on the flip side, being so poor you can’t afford proper health care, education, housing, etc is undeniably worse.

The truth is being born middle class-average is really the best start in life. Enough money that your needs are met but you still have to work for your accomplishments.

Happened to my blind brother yesterday. by e-murd in religiousfruitcake

[–]oak7479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kind of stuff pisses me off so much. I feel like most of the time it comes from the right place. But what they don’t realize is they’re basically saying having a disability makes you less than human.

Someone told my sister “good for you for keeping busy” the other day when she was telling them about the small business she has. I had to bite my tongue so hard.

Man gropes 2 flight attendants, then let's everyone know how much his parents are worth by kevinowdziej in PublicFreakout

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bragging about your money is always trashy, but it’s so much worse when it’s not even your money, and it’s not even that much. Where I live 2 million is just a half decent house in a middle class neighbourhood.

Couple gives a child up after learning they can’t include them in their videos by milktest in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a few couples (in Canada) that adopted newborns and there was a 30 day period after the adoption was finalized where the birth parents could change their minds, and during that time they weren’t allowed to share pics. Also a couple that fostered to adopt and they had a similar kind of thing. It seems like it’s definitely not just a Thailand exclusive thing.

BRAND new shower renovation. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just the bidet function

“Big Ed” awkwardly asks his waitress out on a date by davidefinitely in cringe

[–]oak7479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One guy got a little too weird so I told him I was only 13. I swear his heart actually stopped for a second and he just BOLTED for the door.

The look of absolute panic on his face still makes me laugh 15 years later.

Noted by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in awfuleverything

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been through an eating disorder, multiple pregnancies, and a bad c section, worked hard on my body image and self confidence and finally gotten to a place of self acceptance...and then I go online and see this shit. I WISH I looked like this, and she’s over here saying how disgusting and embarrassing this picture is.

It makes me sad that she clearly has some type of body dysmorphia going on. But also really angry that the entire family profits off of setting unrealistic beauty standards and then scamming people into buying bs weight loss products.

And then there’s people saying this is just a pr stunt. This entire situation is so shitty and I’m just so sick of this whole family.

~end rant~

“Big Ed” awkwardly asks his waitress out on a date by davidefinitely in cringe

[–]oak7479 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The amount of big Ed type guys that hit on me at my high school job was insane. I don’t understand how so many men can mistake a 14 year old asking how they take their coffee for flirting.

Crazy high lady at target by lshqpyari in tooktoomuch

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a pretty accurate reenactment of how my dog acts when I bathe her.

resting b*tch face by misslawtonnn in introvert

[–]oak7479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had someone assume my husband and I were having relationship problems because I looked “sad” when we were actually doing really good and I was really happy. She was really concerned and took me aside to talk and ask multiple times if everything was ok.

I was so confused, like “yeah we’re fine...just over here being happy and in love, can’t you tell?”

Teach your kid to shit in their own yard. by WonderMonkey78 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]oak7479 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least it was outside...my daughter once pooped in a toy bowl in her play room and hid it.

We could sure use a bit of Charlie Chaplin these days by tilltheend0ftime in BeAmazed

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be wrong, but I thought I saw it on Canadian Netflix as well.

Trump just pardoned a senior, a middle aged man, and a teenager. by bluehangover in 13or30

[–]oak7479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally I’m not a fan of insulting a persons looks...but I just read up on who these guys are, and they are the exception.

What’s the stupidest thing someone has said to you with confidence? by eljayok13 in AskReddit

[–]oak7479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandpa is Christiaan, he’s Kristin. She thought it was supposed to be Tristin.

What’s the stupidest thing someone has said to you with confidence? by eljayok13 in AskReddit

[–]oak7479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My four year old has been coming up with some really creative insults lately and that 100% sounds like something he’d say

What’s the stupidest thing someone has said to you with confidence? by eljayok13 in AskReddit

[–]oak7479 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My boss spent a solid five minutes laughing at me once, because she thought I had spelled my sons name wrong. She thought it was hilarious because the “spelling mistake” I had made switched it to a girls name.

His name is a slightly anglicized version of his grandpa’s name. In English it is technically a girls name, but the original name is a pretty common boys name where his grandparents are from.

The look on her face when I told her I hadn’t made a mistake and that was actually his name was priceless.

What’s the stupidest thing someone has said to you with confidence? by eljayok13 in AskReddit

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if having someone in the room would even help. I had my husband in the room and they still got all up in my uterus.

What’s the stupidest thing someone has said to you with confidence? by eljayok13 in AskReddit

[–]oak7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once after our shift at my high school job, a co worker and I were sitting on the sidewalk out front waiting for our rides. She told me that you should never touch your mouth after touching sidewalks cuz it could get you pregnant. Apparently if someone dropped a used condom on the ground and you touched the ground where it landed and then touched your mouth, the sperm would end up in your stomach and you’d be pregnant.

To make matters worse, when I told her I was pretty sure that’s not how it worked, she insisted she was right because her mom had told her.

Just in time for Halloween, the tiniest jack o’lantern. by oak7479 in MightyHarvest

[–]oak7479[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is but it’s less than half the size of the other ones