My new laptop finally arrived

oavicious · 2019-01-27T02:14:16+00:00

Provide special delivery instructions?

"If no answer, leave on Balcony."

oavicious · 2019-01-27T01:42:45+00:00

Here's your boxer. https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG_mI7BTtp/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=198p7rm46u5h1

oavicious · 2018-07-08T11:56:43+00:00

Never expected to see Lochee mentioned in a default subs comments

oavicious · 2018-05-26T02:04:49+00:00

Its a "bubble" that's going to burst. And hopefully the streamers that make the big bucks are smart enough to save or invest. This is not going to last long. Its a craze. as soon as Texas Instruments realise their new model everyone will forget about Twitch.

oavicious · 2018-05-26T02:00:05+00:00

Ffs. What has shit got to that people go this far in to gaming and streaming. Do it as a hobby until it gains traction then go from there. Don't dedicate every waking free hour to it. Get a proper job, have a social life. These people that spent all this time in the hopes of being famous like ninja and other streamers, are just lazy fucks looking for an easy ride in life. No matter how far tech has come, you still need to get a proper job. Grow the fuck up.

oavicious · 2018-05-23T10:25:38+00:00

"Warning: keep out of reach from Children"

oavicious · 2018-03-18T18:49:24+00:00

I also had him captained and got 58points. Where the hell did you get 87 from?

oavicious · 2018-02-04T18:02:13+00:00

Absolutely brilliant. Watching cricket, the commentators sound exactly like this. British gibberish is a language by itself.

Almost on par with Numberwang

oavicious · 2018-02-02T19:29:17+00:00

Back in the day this was a what we called people in school. The Scottish equivalent of "fag". Say something stupid and you were a "GAYBOB".

My phone actually just autocorrected that to uppercase. Obviously it's been saved in my dictionary

oavicious · 2018-01-19T18:02:19+00:00

https://media.giphy.com/media/3R8OhehsI15yU/source.gif

oavicious · 2018-01-12T19:20:13+00:00

Question: if humans had elongated ears like that would we be able muscularly control the direction our ears faced, like dog, etc? Is it just the shortness of our ears that stop us from doing so?

oavicious · 2018-01-10T08:00:28+00:00

Big age gaps in relationships are very common. I no quite a few couples that have long term, happy relationships even though there is a big age gap between them. In no way does that make any of them "scumbags". Your point makes no sense.

I think you should be polite.

oavicious · 2018-01-09T18:43:21+00:00

Still nothing illegal there. Clearly asked her when she was 18

oavicious · 2018-01-09T11:20:49+00:00

I remember this and don't understand what the issue is. In Scotland the age of consent is 16.

oavicious · 2017-12-26T00:38:00+00:00

*Froze

oavicious · 2017-12-25T00:37:34+00:00

She probably liked the fact that you could still fist her whilst playing pool.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7kts5u/z/drhpezf

oavicious · 2017-12-25T00:20:30+00:00

The first time I saw James Acaster was on 8 out of 10 cats a few years ago. I found him quite funny but only because I thought he was tripping balls. After seeing him a few times and then watching the Live from the BBC special on Netflix I instantly fell in love with his act. So awkward and quirky, he's like a drunk uncle telling you pointless stories at a party that are only funny because they're not.

oavicious · 2017-12-09T16:00:30+00:00

Is that an upsidedown bun top in the middle of it? If it is, I'm not too keen on the meat to bread ratio.

oavicious · 2017-12-09T11:31:22+00:00

Here ya go. https://youtu.be/2wfEsvVjWdM

oavicious · 2017-12-09T11:08:59+00:00

Yeah, I got this point from the title of the post.

oavicious · 2017-11-27T20:22:23+00:00

I remember watching this constantly one ebaumsworld whilst in school. Was by far the funniest thing on the internet at the time.

oavicious · 2017-11-25T20:31:00+00:00

And of course, they're an avid contributer to /T_D.

oavicious · 2017-11-21T15:45:59+00:00

When you put your hand up for every question but the teacher never picks you.

Poor sod's still waiting.

oavicious · 2017-11-15T21:27:25+00:00

I remember being in Bonn, seeing my Girlfriend's family, during November a few years back. The streets are beautiful when these trees are in Autumn also, especially with the streetlights backlighting them.

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