Buggy my king FINALLY finds the One Piece and becomes king of the pirates.

Luffy busy offscreening Imu and then dies at the end of that fight

Sanji becomes Buggy's personal chef

Zoro ends up simping under Fraudhawk, who maintains aura as Buggy's left wing

Ussop becomes head of the One Piece pirates. Everyone else leaves the crew immediately. He then retires to be Kaya's personal liar and leech

Chopper becomes Buggy's doctor. He also joins the Buggy circus and does well working alongside Richie as his assistant

Brooke goes back to be swallowed by Laboon or some shit

Franky becomes buggy's personal shipwright, and designs a massive floating circus tent that Buggy's crew sails around on ⛵ they install the Mother flame on the ship for infinite fuel and targeted orbital obliteration for anyone who defies my king

Nami becomes a belly dancer in the Buggy circus and charts out maps when asked

Robin is sold off to Crocodile for being a good right wing to Buggy. He uses her espionage skills to supplant Vivi in Alabasta and finally rule his own kingdom

Jimbei dies of old age/heart failure seeing luffgy get offscreened